Ninja Reflexes....I have them

[Zak33]

No matter HOW old I get....I still have the Ninja instinct

Sadly it only comes into force for one critical reason, in the single rare event in life where it's really needed.

Phone...top pocket....go for a waz, some dozy fool has left the seat down, lean forward to lift it......

/freeze frame. go into Matrix mode.....

1/1,000,000th of a second later my Ninja reflexes catch the phone millimetres above the glistening surface of the evil Loo Bloo bog water.

A single bead of perspiration falls, slowly, from my brow, and I mentally calm my breathing to normal levels.

Thank god for my inner Ninja

[megah0]

I love that feeling when you move so quickly and suprise yourself

get black T shirt for making Zak into a T shirt ninja later

[Howard]

LOL! That made me laugh

My reflexes are often tested and improved upon thanks to me always knocking things off the shelves at work and most of the time catching them

[Zak33]

last time though I hit it as I grabbed and pushed it deeper into the loo....right round the bend

[XA04]

lol, its lucky when that stuff happens. happens to me, but not often >_<

[megah0]

...right round the bend

sounds about right

[Butuz]

last time though I hit it as I grabbed and pushed it deeper into the loo....right round the bend

You fisted a loo??!!!!

Butuz

[shiato storm]

last time though I hit it as I grabbed and pushed it deeper into the loo....right round the bend

way to go ninja boy...!

[Zak33]

I was just showing it who's boss....3 minutes later I tried dialing out on a turd though

[ajbrun]

I was just showing it who's boss....3 minutes later I tried dialing out on a turd though

Ewwwwwww .

[Lee H]

I was just showing it who's boss....3 minutes later I tried dialing out on a turd though

0800 sweetcorn, kidneybean, sweetcorn was it

I did a similar thing on Sat - phone hit the seat and then fell onto the floor instead of the gaping chasm of mobile doom.

Thank god for mobile insurance thats all I can say

[[GSV]Trig]

I've done it in a car before, something just takes over and click your sorted...

[MD]

now this was a thread that made me chuckle for the first time this week, thanks for making my monday mornig easier

m@

[ERU]

They would come in handy in WoW Zak33

[Big RICHARD]

I've done it in a car before, something just takes over and click your sorted...

You have a toilet in your car?

[Tumble]

thats what i was thinkin