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  1. 21-02-2005, 02:21 PM #1
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    One for the LADIES

    Had to edit a few out, but these are the highlights anyway. Quite safe I think

    MEN ARE.......


    1. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright

    2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them..

    4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like ....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"
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  2. 21-02-2005, 02:24 PM #2
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    LOL... thats absolutely brilliant!!!

    And has made me smile today - in fact Im still laughing!!

    What would we do without you Zakky??
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  3. 21-02-2005, 02:40 PM #3
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    You'd have to rely on me for amusement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    You'd have to rely on me for amusement.
    LOL... thats not what I heard!!
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  5. 21-02-2005, 03:37 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honoop
    LOL... thats not what I heard!!
    What did you heard? Erm... here? Erm... hear? Yes, what did you hear.
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    zak = a woman in a man's body...


    Zakky edit: Shiato...I have a Cookery "O" level and I learned to use a sewing machine at school. but there it ends my dear. Now ...be a love and lend me your lipstick I wanna leave my number
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  7. 21-02-2005, 04:55 PM #7
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    Dat's one ugly woman then.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    What did you heard? Erm... here? Erm... hear? Yes, what did you hear.

    thats even funnier....Vaul...you da man

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    fantastic!!

    ive just finished 6 weeks on a gynaecology placement in west wales and that just about sums up 3 weeks of that !
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    Quote Originally Posted by noahhowes
    ive just finished 6 weeks on a gynaecology placement in west wales and that just about sums up 3 weeks of that !
    Is that true or are you spinning us a load of fanny?
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  12. 21-02-2005, 05:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick
    Dak's one ugly woman then.....
    You've seen Dak dressed in a nurses uniform then?
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  13. 21-02-2005, 06:00 PM #13
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    Thanks for that... that's me back in therapy with ANOTHER mental image to erase....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Dak
    You've seen Dak dressed in a nurses uniform then?
    no but I have seen him prancing about in a pub car aprk with no kecks on /shudders /spews etc

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    have to admit last time i saw a thread title like this - there was just a picture of a pile of ironing
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    he he... that's really good... would love to see the ones that are edited out
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