Phil Tufnell

[Zak33]

.... the idea of "rolling your own" sanitary towels from tissue and cotton wool, is simply disgusting

BUT its more realisitic than whacking a panty liner in, thats thinner than a sheet of photocopier paper, pulling on your best pure white sports shorts, with added fabric cut away for the ultimate arse shot later in filming, and then getting your menstrual arse down the beach for the full-on Olympic Volley Ball Final, in which you're team captain.

Next time my Mum talks to me, I'm gonna point out that her pathetic attempts to explain womens cycles were all wrong. She told me birds got the hump, cried a bit and bled a bit more.

What ACTUALLY happens is they fight over the worlds leading sanitary products in supermarkets, pull on some brightwhite shorts and go jump about a lot....in front of the camera's...on national telly.

Nope....I think Mum was wrong and Nick's got a point.

In FACT I may try using his Rizla machine to see if I can make some for my household to save money


not

[Rave]

the idea of "rolling your own" sanitary towels from tissue and cotton wool, is simply disgusting :S I suggest you ask your wife to try it and then allow you to see the mess as a result.... the thought....is mingin!

Exactly. Everyone knows you should use Bounty, because it doesn't fall apart even when wet!

[Zedmeister]

No-ones mentioned PC world with the annoying intel soundtrack and images of someone smiling while they get a floppy disk defragged...

[Elmo]

BUT its more realisitic than whacking a panty liner in, thats thinner than a sheet of photocopier paper, pulling on your best pure white sports shorts, with added fabric cut away for the ultimate arse shot later in filming, and then getting your menstrual arse down the beach for the full-on Olympic Volley Ball Final, in which you're team captain.

Clearly you're a man and you dont know the difference between pantyliners and sanitary towels....

[Elmo]

No-ones mentioned PC world with the annoying intel soundtrack and images of someone smiling while they get a floppy disk defragged...

It's not just PC world that do the intel thing, anywhere that advertises intel HAVE to play the "DO DO DE DO!" bit.

[Rys]

I henceforth apologise for the actions of Nick and Zak, my HEXUS brethren, for such a disgusting display of misunderstanding with regards to the female condition. Possessing willies, as I'm sure they'll tell you they do, along with telling you what they'd like to do with them, to you, or your mum/cat, robs them of any compassion or implied consideration for what I've lovingly come to know as "don't speak to me for 7 days if you want to keep your ability to father children in the natural fashion and without the aid of penoplasty and/or artificial insemination" time.

Whilst I myself possess a willy, I'd like to make it known that unlike dearest Zak and sickest Nick, I know what it takes to keep said member attached to the correct part of my anatomy, by not insulting those-whos-vitriol-can-sever-the-corpus-cavernosum-at-20-paces-even-whilst-wearing-a-codpiece-made-of-Kevlar.

Save your willy. Stop posting.

[Allen]

I henceforth apologise for the actions of Nick and Zak, my HEXUS brethren, for such a disgusting display of misunderstanding with regards to the female condition. Possessing willies, as I'm sure they'll tell you they do, along with telling you what they'd like to do with them, to you, or your mum/cat, robs them of any compassion or implied consideration for what I've lovingly come to know as "don't speak to me for 7 days if you want to keep your ability to father children in the natural fashion and without the aid of penoplasty and/or artificial insemination" time.

Whilst I myself possess a willy, I'd like to make it known that unlike dearest Zak and sickest Nick, I know what it takes to keep said member attached to the correct part of my anatomy, by not insulting those-whos-vitriol-can-sever-the-corpus-cavernosum-at-20-paces-even-whilst-wearing-a-codpiece-made-of-Kevlar.

Save your willy. Stop posting.

People are looking at me funny in the office coz I'm now crying with laughter!

[Zedmeister]

I henceforth apologise for the actions of Nick and Zak, my HEXUS brethren, for such a disgusting display of misunderstanding with regards to the female condition. Possessing willies, as I'm sure they'll tell you they do, along with telling you what they'd like to do with them, to you, or your mum/cat, robs them of any compassion or implied consideration for what I've lovingly come to know as "don't speak to me for 7 days if you want to keep your ability to father children in the natural fashion and without the aid of penoplasty and/or artificial insemination" time.

Whilst I myself possess a willy, I'd like to make it known that unlike dearest Zak and sickest Nick, I know what it takes to keep said member attached to the correct part of my anatomy, by not insulting those-whos-vitriol-can-sever-the-corpus-cavernosum-at-20-paces-even-whilst-wearing-a-codpiece-made-of-Kevlar.

Save your willy. Stop posting.

Alternatively you could wear an iron codpiece and take the piss

[Moby-Dick]

BUT its more realisitic than whacking a panty liner in, thats thinner than a sheet of photocopier paper, pulling on your best pure white sports shorts, with added fabric cut away for the ultimate arse shot later in filming, and then getting your menstrual arse down the beach for the full-on Olympic Volley Ball Final, in which you're team captain.

Next time my Mum talks to me, I'm gonna point out that her pathetic attempts to explain womens cycles were all wrong. She told me birds got the hump, cried a bit and bled a bit more.

What ACTUALLY happens is they fight over the worlds leading sanitary products in supermarkets, pull on some brightwhite shorts and go jump about a lot....in front of the camera's...on national telly.

Nope....I think Mum was wrong and Nick's got a point.

In FACT I may try using his Rizla machine to see if I can make some for my household to save money


not

dont use bluepack ones - they are too thin.

[Moby-Dick]

ok... this thread is getting revolting...

Nick, as funny as you are mate, please.... the idea of "rolling your own" sanitary towels from tissue and cotton wool, is simply disgusting :S I suggest you ask your wife to try it and then allow you to see the mess as a result.... the thought....is mingin!

Oh and i'd really rather not think about ainsley harriott getting his wang out ta.

dont give me Disgusting.....

disgusting is when you find out that its not Blue !!

I was traumatised for quite some time.

[Zak33]

Clearly you're a man and you dont know the difference between pantyliners and sanitary towels....

Pantyliner = Thin
Sanitary Towel = Thicker
People in Advert for them =Thickest

Case....rested

[Nick]

Elmo, please accept my apologies.

Being the middle child out of three with an elder and younger sister, I'm neither embarassed or squeamish of the 'female condition'... I was merely paraphrasing an old joke in fact, purely for humorous reasons.

I consider myself chastised and will now refrain from posting.

[Zak33]

I consider myself chastised and will now refrain from posting.

he's lying..I can HEAR him typing from here

[Zak33]

this thread rocks....Skii

We salute you

[Elmo]

aye quality thread.

Appologies accepted - i'm in a foul mood today and it's nowt to do with my ovaries either unfortunately, at least then i'd have an excuse

[Auran]

What I'm wondering is whether or not the Mods are playing silly buggers, as I've just noticed that the ad at the top includes sanitary towel disposal units and products for the menstrual cycle