The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 10:15 PM

(LMAO literally)

milk.

**Tomahawk** · 05-08-2005, 10:20 PM

Which tasted good coming from the freshly squeezed...

**0iD** · 05-08-2005, 10:28 PM

septic pustule

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 10:30 PM

Then a beautiful girl called...

**Stewart** · 05-08-2005, 10:49 PM

Keith

**Jonny** · 05-08-2005, 10:49 PM

...came over for a pint. She had the most beautiful...

**0iD** · 05-08-2005, 10:53 PM

glossy beard

**Stewart** · 05-08-2005, 11:18 PM

Made of the skin from that bit behind the back of the knee that no-one knows the name of.

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 11:22 PM

And Vaul had a strong desire to itch it, leading to a prompt

**Jonny** · 05-08-2005, 11:23 PM

restraining order.

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 11:24 PM

Which was amazingly served to him by

**Jonny** · 05-08-2005, 11:25 PM

MC Hammer, who now spends his time

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 11:25 PM

giving Kez the Daily reviews.

**0iD** · 05-08-2005, 11:35 PM

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Farg, the supremem ruler of Sniblsnurble was

**Jonny** · 05-08-2005, 11:38 PM

on Hexus, under the name "Private Pyle"

**Dougal** · 05-08-2005, 11:44 PM

which explains why Sniblsnurble has the highest number ofdeaths related with

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