The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[[GSV]Trig]

Which in hindsight should never have happened, luckily big jock poopang-mcplop had a hidden supply of inflatable onions which he used to pumple said Spice Slappers into mush...
Mush which quite fortuently was quite rich in protein and ended up being very useful for...........

[rajagra]

... a while, until a mad scientist reformed the Spice Girls...

[Grey M@a]

and it turned out no matter how much genetic re-engineering they carried out on the group they were still a sack of crap. The doctors were puzzled and didn't know what to do until it struck them.....................

[Stewart]

In the eye.

[[GSV]Trig]

with the force of a thousand swallows hitting the water

[Howard]

making the noise "Bluughueueueueue"

[BEANFro Elite]

Shortly after, the scientists realised how useless the newly reformed Spice Girls were, and so, they were promptly knocked down to make way for a slew of trendy wine bars for chavs...

[Stewart]

Called 'Chavin' It!'

All were burned to the ground within a week by angry local residents.

[Matt1eD]

And so the local residents were burned to the ground by the chavs who were high on....

[poolking]

the exhaust fumes from their rubbish custom modded cars...

[SilentDeath]

The now-dead residents were angry and had the will to rise from the dead. They built an army of undead and wiped out every last chav from existance and removed every straind of their dna so they could never ever ever return....

[Matt1eD]

or that's what they thought....

The now-dead chavs were angry and had the will to rise from the dead. They built an army of undead and wiped out every last dead local resident from existance and removed every straind of their dead dna so they could never ever ever return....

[shiato storm]

which was a shame really because it paved the way for a resurgance of the dinosaurs

[Tumble]

who quickly died out again because all there was to eat were angry undead loacl residents and undead chavs, neither of which were very palatabel.. so alas the dinosaurs starved to extinction again, to make way for...

[shiato storm]

chips...large, just out of the cooking oil, chips. they were fantastic hosts and dealt with the undead of the world by...

[Howard]

..Flangular Eroticism Syndrone...