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    Its more than disturbing!
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    That is worse than disturbing, Jonny take the next train to sick land

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    heres the line Pyle
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    I think Pyle is after having it away with Jonnys two sisters.

    We remind all members that this sort of thing goes in HEXUS.pimp, and not in the general discussion forums.

    I suppose you could use the For Sale forum Jonny, I don't think we covered that in the FAQ.

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    Hmmmmm.
    Well anyway, if anyone still cares, my mum got a return on those books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Fishcake
    Apologies, that was a misunderstanding on my part; i thought "Kindergarten" was an actual American nursery school.

    However, I know all about UK day nurseries because my wife's a nursery nurse. I know how annoyed she gets when people call the nursery other things like a kindergarten and, worst of all... a creche!

    I'd also like to back up Shelley; a lot of people think that looking after kids at a day nursery is just changing nappies or playing with kids, but the reality is far different. So many rules, so many files to write up, and there's the interfering parents too!
    I think kindergarten is American. iv'e never heard of them in the uk before

    And i know how your wife feels i get annoyed when people call it Playgoup, makes you feel like screaming....

    Yes Mike i expect your wife gets annoyed too when people tell her how lovely and stress free her job is, hmmmmmmm in one day playing with children is only 10% of what i do especially at the end of term when your arraning the intake for next term, home visits, updating childrens records, getting paperwork ready for children going to big school, half the time your sorting out your staff instead of the kids ( who are much harder work, give me 26 children over 5 adults anyday )


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny
    Hmmmmm.
    Well anyway, if anyone still cares, my mum got a return on those books.
    That is quite a relief really, it would be a shame for such a large amount of money to be wasted, where it could have been spent on other useful things.

    Bet she feels "quite relieved" now. :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Fishcake
    Bet she feels "quite relieved" now. :-D
    So does the school finance department
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    Lol yep. It was pretty much a metric tonne of books. A lorry took them away this morning. And my mum keeps her job!

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    My mum keeps ordering single carrots and apples from tesco online because she thinks shes buying bags of them and lot loose produce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shelley bda
    I think kindergarten is American.
    Let's not forget that 'kindergarten' is a German word, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kez
    Let's not forget that 'kindergarten' is a German word, lol.
    Meaning literally "Child Garden".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny
    Meaning literally "Child Garden".
    You grow a child, did your mum never teach you about the bird and bees?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    Instead of

    "Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?"

    its now

    "Wacko, Jacko, quite the quacko,
    How does your kindergarten grow"
    Of course...

    'During a break in the trial, Jacko and his lawyer went in to a spare to relax.
    The lawyer suggested watching a film.
    Jacko agreed.
    The lawyer said 'Shall I gat Aladdin?'
    'No' replied Jacko. 'I'm in enough trouble as it is...'

    Sorry bit old, but hey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kez
    Let's not forget that 'kindergarten' is a German word, lol.
    Sorry, of course it is i meant that the term kindergarten is used more in America


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