So you want to be a TV presenter huh?

[trog]

I think I'd root for you on that one it sounds entertaining and no offence but it's always fun laughing at others misfortune, it's just a fact of life..

[headbrace]

I'm tempted to email, god knows what tv show I could actually do. I doubt anyone at MTV would be interested in a camp dandy like myself, let alone entering a meritricious relationship with me, but I can hardy hurt, can it?

[Grey M@a]

Road Kill Lottery Live.

You pick your driver for the show, they go off into the country and run over animals that stray into the road. The first with a full house wins. If the show is getting low on time they can pull the "Field" trump card where they are allowed to enter a populated field and mow down as many animals in the way.

Think MTV would go for it.

[trog]

I'm tempted to email, god knows what tv show I could actually do. I doubt anyone at MTV would be interested in a camp dandy like myself, let alone entering a meritricious relationship with me, but I can hardy hurt, can it?

surely using "meritricious" in a sentence can only mean you're interesting..

[silent ben]

Hexus.TV would rock Shame I dont think theres a space for me on it

[Lee H]

I have a cracker.

Take 5 celebrities ... and ask them quick-fire questions. For every question they get wrong, they have to have a shot of some evil concoction from my vast "spirit mix" knowledge. The first to say "no more" is out. Carry on until 2 are left ( and hopefully blind steaming drunk so they spill more gossip and hopefully not their drinks )

Final round - Drunken Dance-mat dance-off

Oh yes, the pinacle of the show. 2 Celebs that are as drunk as Jonny Vegas after a night on the tiles, lacking co-ordination and total eye to body co-ordination.

Winner is the one standing at the end with the highest score.

[silent ben]

I have a cracker.

Take 5 celebrities.....yadda yadda

I love it

[trog]

I had the idea of taking a bunch of z-list celebrities and putting them in a big office building, and making them work like the rest of us.. then we send them home to their "celebrity village" filled with normal looking houses, the twist is, we never vote people out we vote celebrities in so that they can no longer hassle us with their talentless efforts and have to work like the rest of us instead..
any takers??

[Andy]

email her any ideas that you all have, even if they dont go for it, it might give them inspiration for a simular idea!

Cheers for all your support guys

Andy

[Spud1]

We need 2 ppl to go do 'the broken' (http://www.thebroken.org/) on MTV, that would be cool Its a funny slight piss take 'hack-u-mentory' with such excellent sections as 'Hacking with Ramzi'

would have viewers in their millions

[subucni]

These are all perfect for MTV1, Not one programme about music in the lot of them. They'll fit right in. Haha

[trog]

so we put a soundtrack on at the end...
problem solved!

[Pirate Pete]

if only maddox could get hold of this offer

that would be such an awesome 'hate everything except yourself, who you love' show

some of the stories he writes are grade A

Pete

[Dougal]

"Idiots guide to life"

What to and what not to do around town and stuff.

Imagine "The Broken" but without the tech heavy side.

[Grey M@a]

email her any ideas that you all have, even if they dont go for it, it might give them inspiration for a simular idea!

Cheers for all your support guys

Andy

I.E which means you give them the idea they use that idea and change one single bit of it, call it their own and cut you out the royalty loop MTV gotta love it

[trog]

is it wrong to laugh at that??
PyleTV is looking more and more appealing