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  1. 04-09-2005, 04:04 PM #1
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    Humourous Hold Music

    A huge collection of humorous/bad/relevant choices of hold call music for certain products.

    http://www.amiright.com/names/onhold/a.shtml
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  2. 04-09-2005, 07:09 PM #2
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    I replaced our companies hold music/promotional rant with cd's from my collection for a week once. Wasn't until I got to the hardcore section & used Agnostic Front that I got rumbled & a supreme rollocking
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    I replaced our companies hold music/promotional rant with cd's from my collection for a week once. Wasn't until I got to the hardcore section & used Agnostic Front that I got rumbled & a supreme rollocking
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    Glaaaaze you like, glaaaze you like, you're on hold with glaaaaze you like!
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    Rang up a bank the other day and got a crap polyphonic version of Pink Floyds' "Money".

    I laughed so much I think I peed.

    Then I got through and they just heard me laughing...for a good 6 seconds.

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  6. 05-09-2005, 08:54 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    I replaced our companies hold music/promotional rant with cd's from my collection for a week once. Wasn't until I got to the hardcore section & used Agnostic Front that I got rumbled & a supreme rollocking
    ROTFLMAO

    Orange have cool hold music they had dance music last time i phoned them


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  7. 05-09-2005, 09:00 AM #7
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  8. 05-09-2005, 11:42 AM #8
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    Which company was it that the employee changed it to "<insert expletive here> off?"
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  9. 05-09-2005, 12:57 PM #9
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    I dont think ive heard of that...but sounds pretty funny!

    I love cheeky hold messages, they just brighten up the humdrum mediocrity of day to day toil. LOL!
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  10. 05-09-2005, 01:02 PM #10
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    It was NTL that had a message like "You are stuck in a queue waiting to talk to someone who doesn't care so @@@@ off" I think thats the one you are thinking of
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    ROFLMFHAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Flaming Holy Arse Off)
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