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    Quote Originally Posted by ayembee
    try coming down in the lifts of britain's tallest building, from the 46th floor, and seeing that the information screen in the lift is posting a BIOS mesage that includes the phrase "cannot find 'blah blah', please check cable". check the cable??!

    not a message you want to see in a lift with 40+floors of air below...

    i also saw the lift blue-screen once. i swear if i didn't work on the 46th floor i'd almost be tempted to take the stairs!
    oh my sides

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    If I worked that far up, I would keep a parachute in my drawer!

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    rofl.
    and I thought ATMs blue screening was bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stringent
    If I worked that far up, I would keep a parachute in my drawer!
    heh. quarter of a kilometre of rope coiled under my chair. i tell everyone it's one of those postural things...

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    You'll know when things are really bad when you're travelling abroad on holiday and you hear... "Err this is your captain speaking, there have been some technical difficulties with the avionics..." at this point you hear the co-pilot screaming "How can we have a BSOD!! I thought we didn't use Windows!!"

    Now thats scary, it seems more things than I thought use a Windows OS, its actually quite worrying to be honest, what next, life support machines?? Or how about Stephen Hawkin's chair thingy?? Now that would be most interesting indeed...

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    ayembee now tells me the lift was made by a company alled Schindler.

    Schindlers Lift...

    Oh my sides are killing me

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    schindlers Lift...
    *SPRAYS COFFEE ON DUAL TFT'S*

    That is ace

    We should make a thread of companies with comical names for their purposes

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    hahahaha how funny,was that a real post ?...........

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    Schindlers bought out keighley lifts if my mind recalls correctly...

    and heres something for Zak33


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    LMAO....its true

    Schindlers Lift

    oh thats class....

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    actually Schindler's Lift and the lift with the BIOS post telling me to "check the cable" were two different lifts -- but both made me laugh!

    the Schindler company -- http://www.schindler.com/man/com/web...s/grouphome-nf
    Last edited by ayembee; 14-09-2005 at 01:32 PM.

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    When going to New York our plane was delayed for the following reason:

    Captain comes into waiting lounge and says "there's about an hour delay due to technical difficulties"

    Technical difficulties?!?! What the hell does that mean?!

    When leaving NYC we were delayed yet again, this time once we'd already boarded and began taxiing. Plane stops and the captain informs us we'll be delayed as they've 'accidentally' packed baggage that shouldn't be on this flight.

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    oh dear Lord... Shindler's Lift... am crying with laughter here....

    That's just superb...

    Is Liam Neeson MD by any chance?
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    LMFAO @ thread and lift theory

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    yes, we were staying in a swiss sports building near the lake we trained on and the lift inside was schindler's lift...
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    LOL @ this domain....

    www.schindlerlifts.co.uk

    Quality...

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