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    A Dilema of Much Dilemerishness!

    Right,

    I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

    But, holy front bottoms Batman, there be no chickens in my fridge, fool!

    So, the dilema is thus... should I go out into the local park in a futile attempt at finding one, or shall I settle for the carcass of a lesser animal, such as crab or toast?

    Guide me with HEXUS wisdom!
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    No idea dude, but I'm about to make some battered king prawns

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    Hmmm...

    I decided to have some hot, buttered crumpets, so I got 2 in the toaster, when they were done, buttered them, took a bite, then went to get a glass of pop. Then... I lost them.

    Can't find them anyway, only been in the living room and the kitchen as well. I mean, its not like I'd put them behind the clock or in a draw, they must just be on the side somewhere, but I can't see them.

    Put another one in, and walked upstairs with that one and my glass of pop, still wondering where the arse they are.

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    You don't feel like a muppet at any other time quite like you do when you prepare food, and then lose it before you can eat it.

    The shame.

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    But did you make yourself more Crumpets to compensate for the Crumpets you lost?

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    I did, but only a single crumpet, and my mind was still with the two lost crumpets, the loss of which tainted my enjoyment of the replacement crumpet.

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    that makes me feel so sad, time will heal as they say and soon you'll be able to enjoy Crumpets again

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    They will probably be waiting for you when you get home.

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    Still haven't found them... I really can't see how I can misplace two crumpets, without leaving the room. I only took my eyes off them for a minute to get a drink, and they appear to have made a daring bid for freedom.

    It seems I have been out thought, by the combined intellect of two crumpets.

    Had a quick look this morining when my mom got up for work.

    "What you looking for Stew?"

    "I lost two crumpets earlier, just having a quick look for them"

    She had to get ready, but I'm sure it will be mentioned later.

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    Here's a novel idea:
    Go to a supermarket and buy more foodstuffs.
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    lol thats crazy, how on earth can you loose two crumpets....oh well, maybe you should have tried to catch a chicken in the park - could have been in interesting adventure (though what kind of park has chickens running around it i don't know )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    Here's a novel idea:
    Go to a supermarket and buy more foodstuffs.
    Its raining, and I have more left, its just bugging me. Mom will probably find them later.

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    do you own a dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiato storm
    do you own a dog?
    I do yes, a large Doberman, but even he can't gobble down two hot, buttered crumpets, from a plate on the side, and leave no trace of them, in 15 seconds... and, thinking back, he was in the living room on the sofa, thats when I lost them.

    Made a drink, called him out the living room, turned the light off, closed the door, went to walk upstairs... crumpets had it away on their toes.

    Felt a right nob. Would have stayed and had a good look but my feet were cold.

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    next time do the same thing, make 2 crumpets as before, but place video cameras around to track your every move...that might give a clue to the where-abouts of the escapees.
    you didn't do something like answer the phone on departing the kitchen did you?
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    lol Pyle.

    Did you look down the side of the sofa? Everything ends up there eventually.

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