A Dilema of Much Dilemerishness!

[Stewart]

Right,

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

But, holy front bottoms Batman, there be no chickens in my fridge, fool!

So, the dilema is thus... should I go out into the local park in a futile attempt at finding one, or shall I settle for the carcass of a lesser animal, such as crab or toast?

Guide me with HEXUS wisdom!

[Theo]

No idea dude, but I'm about to make some battered king prawns

[Stewart]

Hmmm...

I decided to have some hot, buttered crumpets, so I got 2 in the toaster, when they were done, buttered them, took a bite, then went to get a glass of pop. Then... I lost them.

Can't find them anyway, only been in the living room and the kitchen as well. I mean, its not like I'd put them behind the clock or in a draw, they must just be on the side somewhere, but I can't see them.

Put another one in, and walked upstairs with that one and my glass of pop, still wondering where the arse they are.

[Stewart]

You don't feel like a muppet at any other time quite like you do when you prepare food, and then lose it before you can eat it.

The shame.

[shelley bda]

But did you make yourself more Crumpets to compensate for the Crumpets you lost?

[Stewart]

I did, but only a single crumpet, and my mind was still with the two lost crumpets, the loss of which tainted my enjoyment of the replacement crumpet.

[shelley bda]

that makes me feel so sad, time will heal as they say and soon you'll be able to enjoy Crumpets again

[Nox]

They will probably be waiting for you when you get home.

Nox

[Stewart]

Still haven't found them... I really can't see how I can misplace two crumpets, without leaving the room. I only took my eyes off them for a minute to get a drink, and they appear to have made a daring bid for freedom.

It seems I have been out thought, by the combined intellect of two crumpets.

Had a quick look this morining when my mom got up for work.

"What you looking for Stew?"

"I lost two crumpets earlier, just having a quick look for them"

She had to get ready, but I'm sure it will be mentioned later.

[Howard]

Here's a novel idea:
Go to a supermarket and buy more foodstuffs.

[Spud1]

lol thats crazy, how on earth can you loose two crumpets....oh well, maybe you should have tried to catch a chicken in the park - could have been in interesting adventure (though what kind of park has chickens running around it i don't know )

[Stewart]

Here's a novel idea:
Go to a supermarket and buy more foodstuffs.

Its raining, and I have more left, its just bugging me. Mom will probably find them later.

[shiato storm]

do you own a dog?

[Stewart]

do you own a dog?

I do yes, a large Doberman, but even he can't gobble down two hot, buttered crumpets, from a plate on the side, and leave no trace of them, in 15 seconds... and, thinking back, he was in the living room on the sofa, thats when I lost them.

Made a drink, called him out the living room, turned the light off, closed the door, went to walk upstairs... crumpets had it away on their toes.

Felt a right nob. Would have stayed and had a good look but my feet were cold.

[shiato storm]

next time do the same thing, make 2 crumpets as before, but place video cameras around to track your every move...that might give a clue to the where-abouts of the escapees.
you didn't do something like answer the phone on departing the kitchen did you?

[Nox]

lol Pyle.

Did you look down the side of the sofa? Everything ends up there eventually.

Nox