Help me generate heat

[Agent]

get a large lcd. my samsung pumps out loads of heat

and to be obvious, close the windows/curtains/doors.

tbh, the heating has never, ever worked in our flat. ever. lived here 2.5 years now, gets a bit nippy in the winter, but not too bad, and theres no heating bill to get thru

Using my Dell 24" now, but its hardly pushing any heat out.

I have whats referred to by friends and family as "the voodoo room".
In the winter its freezing, and in the summer the heat gets unbearable (although the computers probably contribute to that a lot).

I havnt quite figured this one out, but as our shower is electricity heated, so im trying to hatch a plan involving it and the radiator.

[Michael]

You're gonna get owned by your leccy bill

[megah0]

You should create an "agent-cave" incorporating your duvet, your monitor and as many pieces of heat producing hardware as possible, then sit back and enjoy the warmth.

[Mike Fishcake]

Team up with the rest of your family and gaffertape your dad to the wall and poke him repeatedly with a big stick until he agrees to your requests.

[stytagm]

Steal the toaster! Stealing bread is optional, but with some cheese and Tabasco might help

[BenW]

Maybe have a nice hot bath!? Asuming you have hot water?

Have to say, my logitech subwoofer makes a nice amount of heat. Works well as a foot warmer when its working hard

[Fatboy40]

Just spend all your time down the pub, sorted

[Rave]

Drink a load of booze until you can't feel the cold. Or move down south, it's relatively nippy here ATM but still 65F in my kitchen- I turned the heating off for the summer last week.

[Elmo]

PVC, i can catagorically say that a PVC catsuit will keep you extremely warm. Especially if you go running in it *nods*

but please dont post photos.

[Lee H]

Ade... smear yourself with the juice of 10,000 chillies.

If that doesn't make you warm you could always bathe in wintergreen

[Steve]

What boiler is it? Asking as a former customer services rep for a boiler company, who might at the very least know what's wrong with it, and maybe, just maybe, an easy fix.

[Lee H]

but please dont post photos.

It's too early in the day to start projecting mental images of Agent playing UT2K4 in his special instagib PVC outfit.

[smtkr]

Electric blankets are fairly inexpensive.

Find a wa to humidify your room. Howard's buckets of hot water idea is pretty good.

[shelley bda]

Hot water bottle ftw, i love mine, always cuddles up with it even when i'm not cold

[Zak33]

a lycra spiderman suit should do the trick.

nahh.....Tron FTW

[Tumble]

It's Clingy!!!