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    XTR's story of the day!

    We all know Crashes arent funny... but i have seen a brilliant one which im sure will make most people cringe, especially Zak.


    There i was driving along to the Renault garage cause i need a new engine mount. So on the A690 at sunderland there is the renault garage on one side of the dual carrageway and Reg vardys on the opposite side. Reg Vardys sell all the lush cars. The forecourt is covered in Audi TT's, Ferrari's, Bentleys, Jags, Aston Martins, etc... It's that type of place where you wanna go just to try and convince the sales man for a test drive.

    To cross the A690 to get to the renault garage there is a tricky crossroads. Bear in mind cars are coming at ya at 70mph+ since its a dual lane carrage way. Im sitting patiently waiting for a large gap for my turn to move. When i seen a yellow ford transit van clip the curb down the road at quite a high speed. It through him into lane 2, but he seemed to control it quite well and passed the junction i was waiting at. So i seen a gap and checked the road was clear. The road was clear but the yellow transit van was sitting on top of 3!!! THREE!!!! Audi TT's. I eventually managed to cross the road and park up at the Renault dealers. The Sales Man at Reg Vardys were going mad!!!! It was a horrible sight... A big rusty old diesel transit van sitting on top of 3 gorgeous £29k Audi TT's.

    When i left Renault the police, fire bridge had all turned up and started closing the road. I decided since i had seen earlier events of what the van had done i went and spoke to the police. Ive gave them my name and address and a statement of what i seen.

    I came home and told my brother what had happened so he's now jumped into his car equipped with his digital camera. So who knows... we might have some photos to chuckle at.


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    LOL

    all that money ! Thrown away due to some idiot hehe

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    You need a camera phone


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    Originally posted by Nimrod
    You need a camera phone
    got one but they suck!!!



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    Sounds a bit nasty, was anyone hurt at all? or just the wallet of the sales man
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    Woah, looks insane.

    thats quite an impressive place to crash
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    LOL!! How in the hell did he do that?? Its not even inline with the road, its 90 degrees to it.
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    i was thinking the same, how is that possible?!

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    Originally posted by Elmo
    i was thinking the same, how is that possible?!
    at 70mph...... anything is possible!!!!



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    WTF??

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    lmao.... how unfortunate. I can laugh cos I've equally stupid things to cars.... well one in particular anyway

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    and this kids, is why you shouldnt speed. Stick to 50mph and be overtaken by every other car on the road, but be safe in the knowledge ^^^ that wont be you

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    Nasty,

    He must've been pelting it to end up there - hope noone was hurt, cos I for one will feel very guilty at bursting out laughing when I saw the pic

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