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    Ive read that twice now and im still in tears laughin have to say this one really tickles me

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    That was hilarious . I liked the cup-holder discourse:
    What is it with the cup holders?

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    lol thats mint, loved it - tbh you'd be expecting Jeremy Beadle to turn up as the winning bidder
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    That's great, only 8 bids but 1877 views....
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    Good guy, at least he has a bloody good sense of humour.. in the mean time:
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05...il_teddy_bear/ sounds.. interesting - another ebay story

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    oh god! thats so funny. the question asking has it even been raced had me crackin up

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    Does anyone have the link to the bear item? As it says it has ended and the link invalid Would be interested to see what it went for, must be mega money with 5 days remaining it was up to around 200 pounds just because of this mad story...hmmm...what story could i invent about my 'mad shoe' and make mega money....i could make this into a business of selling useless crap with stories, hiring this man of course

    Couldn't stop laughing, it had to be a Saturday that he received all the e-mails, just shows you the amount of drunken people running loose on Ebay. If i was that seller there is NOWAY i'd answer that many e-mails and even be anywhere near that calm and witty with such stupid remarks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiternoise
    Good guy, at least he has a bloody good sense of humour.. in the mean time:
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05...il_teddy_bear/ sounds.. interesting - another ebay story
    lol, I'm not usually like this but... I was reading the story and when I got to the part where the bear is coming up the stairs my mum came in through the door fast (and the door has started squeaking) and just made me jump

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    lol its a funny read
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    his "multiversity" blog is pretty funny too, I like this bit the best:
    Faculty Board Meeting
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    Platothefish requested that it be formally minuted that the faculty's Plagiarism Policy appears to be remarkably similar to three other faculties within the university. Further that a search on google has disclosed policies with almost exactly the same wording from a number of other universities.

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    As soon as i had read about a 3rd of it i realised what was going on. He is obviously a very clever eBayer

    Obviously made up to draw attention to his sale, but very funny all the same. Good stuff!

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    This shows precisely why I refuse to use ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous_dom
    As soon as i had read about a 3rd of it i realised what was going on. He is obviously a very clever eBayer

    Obviously made up to draw attention to his sale, but very funny all the same. Good stuff!
    Intresting idea but I don't think he did do that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by XA04
    Intresting idea but I don't think he did do that..
    Oh come on now, it's blindingly obvious.

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    I'd have to agree with XA04, it would be a good ploy but I don't think he did either.

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