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    Cool Eye Eye!! Post breakfast reading.....

    Boke factor 10 - story in the Metro about a geezer that can pop his eyes out....OliveOil would be impressed I'm sure



    Here's something to get you in the mood for lunch.

    Claudio Paulo Pinto can pop his eyeballs out of their sockets 7 millimeters (0.3 inches)

    The former haunted house tour guide worker makes a national record in Brazil for his eye watering efforts.

    The Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of Records deemed the eyesore an all-time feat.

    Pinto still has some eye straining to go before he beats the current world record holder, Kim Goodman, of America. Goodman's eyes can stalk out to 11millimetres (0.43 inches).

    Eye popping good!
    There was a funny quote here

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    He won't be smiling when they fall out, or a wasp sting one of them

    Now THAT'd be a real eye-opener

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    Kim Goodman can get them out FURTHER?? hoiw much further can you get them than that, they are nearly out!

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    I wanna know how you discover such a talent tbh.

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    Hmmm i wonder if I could do that. Think ill give it a try.

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    i think he realised he could do it when reading a book or one of those people could they are all over thge record book and where on the ian wright program a year or so back

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    Scary........

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    Quote Originally Posted by htid View Post
    Kim Goodman can get them out FURTHER?? hoiw much further can you get them than that, they are nearly out!
    that had me in stitches

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    thats what happens when you eat a lot of spinach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville View Post
    I wanna know how you discover such a talent tbh.
    He probably sneezed, and literally went

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    Was he running with scissors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBeee View Post
    Was he running with scissors?
    No sat on an upturned barsttol by mistake......

    Eye popping good!
    There was a funny quote here

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    Freaky - I wonder if he can do the whole "fish eyes" thing

    MdSalih

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    Quote Originally Posted by unreal View Post
    He probably sneezed, and literally went

    Made me "lol"

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