How many weapons in your room?

**mike_w** · 09-10-2006, 10:21 PM

I have a screwdriver. Hang on, does that count as two weapons, seeing as I can swap the metal bit around and choose from a cross head or a flat head?

Oooh yes, and some old hard drives. Of course, I'd probably be too petrified to do anything!

**Gerrard** · 09-10-2006, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by james.robinson

Army base?

Nah. I'm a drug lord with my own mini army and villa...err in Lincolnshire

Actually RAF, but close enough. Also realised I have my electronics tool kit, and if the trespasser was willing to wait a few minutes for it warm up, a soldering iron; limited range with that though (short cable).

**Workaholic** · 09-10-2006, 11:53 PM

Only dangerous weapons I have is a stanley knife and a screwdriver, however I do have a few fully stacked bookshelfs and a couple of fridges (wonder what it'd be like to topple a fridge full of 300-400+ cans onto someone....

**bigblue** · 10-10-2006, 12:29 AM

Hmmm, feeling very under-stocked in the weaponry department reading this

Just got my golf clubs in the back room. If they work the same as they do on the course it'll just take one swipe and the burglar is guaranteed to end up behind a tree or in some long grass or water.

**ponders** · 10-10-2006, 12:33 AM

Kim Jon Ill cello taped to the ceiling, chemicals melt the tape when released by the door opened by uninvited hoarding fiends. do you...feel lucky...do ya...??!
i dont think id be good with a sports impliment, i could never really play too well, anyway kim blinks at me insanely and spits everytime i buy something new. havent tested him on a burger-ler (!)

**GoNz0** · 10-10-2006, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by bigblue

Hmmm, feeling very under-stocked in the weaponry department reading this

Just got my golf clubs in the back room. If they work the same as they do on the course it'll just take one swipe and the burglar is guaranteed to end up behind a tree or in some long grass or water.

or right behind you, leaving you with that confused look and hoping no one noticed

**bigblue** · 10-10-2006, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by GoNz0

or right behind you, leaving you with that confused look and hoping no one noticed

ah, you've seen me play golf then ?

**BlindMelon7** · 10-10-2006, 01:57 AM

I have 4 speakers in my room (weighing in at 45kg). I would gladly throw the one with a broken tweeter down the stairs (eventually).

That or I could pull out my MINIGUN!!!!!!!!!!!

**neonplanet40** · 10-10-2006, 11:48 AM

http://img112.imageshack.us/my.php?i...rim10519ow.jpg

I have the weapons above. I have other things too. A metal baseball bat. 2 barrel shotgun and a Siberian husky, who while not in any way violent looks like a wolf. So he Mite just deter them or even use his deadly skill of licking people to death.

**BlindMelon7** · 10-10-2006, 11:01 PM

lol, I love huskys! I saw one the other day while I was walking to college. The poor thing was cornered by a swan! It was kinda harsh cos his owner was just standing there laughing, heartless... *sniff* I wish I coulda just taken him. he was soooo cute.

**Andeh13** · 11-10-2006, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by pr0p4g4nd4

Well I got keys to an S500 and an E46 318ci

meh, all that means is you kill them in sytle.

**jamin** · 11-10-2006, 10:59 PM

Am not worried about someone getting in while asleep (Custom intruder / fire alarm and modified sound bombs hidden in downstairs rooms repeaters in bedrooms) Full deadlock kits on all doors and windows and as an extreme means of escape from upstairs in event of fire an unloaded .22 air pistol underneath a chest of drawers in our bedroom with a ziplock bag of pellets to break the windows.

I have a doubled over length of 200 pair copper cable taped along its length tucked behind the curtain by the front door for any confrontations there, but I don't see myself ever using it. I keep a similar cosh in my works van and have only drawn it once in 10 years, to deter a group of 16 year old kids throwing rocks at me at 2am. Most if not all confontations can be defused without violence.

I'm a bit paranoid about fire (incase you hadnt noticed) as I have been there before.

If someone did manage to get in during the night without being deafened then I would set the wife on them, she scares the crap out of me when shes angry!

**Livinit** · 13-10-2006, 11:48 AM

My missus!!!

All my mates are S*%t scared of her. Any wannabe dead man intruder had better think twice.

**kalniel** · 13-10-2006, 11:54 AM

Well if my wit didn't cut them down like the blaggards they are, then the socks in the laundry pile might

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