Shelly, you seem to have taken offense. None was intended.
I wasn't asking you to "explain yourself" assuming you wore the chains in the suggested manner, I was asking to explain why you did, eg: do you see it as a good fashion statement/think it looks good, do you like to show off your wares, do you like to provoke attention etc etc. That sort of thing. In the same way I feel it looks tacky, and explained I think it looks like a female penis extension eg: "I've spent X on this and feel the need for everyone to know I've spent X on it even when my clothing covers it up"
I'm sorry if you've taken offense at that.