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    My cat once decided to clean itself while I was in the bath - it took a dive in, then decided that water wasn't so good after all and clawed its way out via my back. Nice!

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    Brings back memories of trying the bath my cat! Used to get scratched to hell and back, even though she would finally give up because I held her down by the back of her neck while my sister washed her!

    Love the toilet one though!

    But my cat's a bit old to be bogwashed!

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    except the toilet starts to smell when they block in the u-bend.. and plumber costs for removing dead cats are expensive

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    Can't you just 'shake n vac' them?

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    how clean is your cat...

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    Excellent!!

    ^That looks more like a polishing action to me......

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    wow every time i go near my cat, it tries to claw me to death. i think it's demonized

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    our cat after a bath:

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilWeevil View Post
    Excellent

    My cat once decided to clean itself while I was in the bath - it took a dive in, then decided that water wasn't so good after all and clawed its way out via my back. Nice!
    Evil; that was your barber!

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    Evil; that was your barber!
    Don't trigger the flashbacks, please

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    A friend of mine once gave his cat a bath which they then dried and let out. It was then raped, and pissed on by all the other cats in the street.

    It was never the same after that, poor thing.

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