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    If you could throw some celebrities off a cliff...

    Which cliff would you choose and why.

    I would choose Dover because it has a long drop and rocks at the bottom.
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    1980 World Snooker Champion Cliff 'The Grinder' Thorburn.

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    nicky + that other blonde one that made it to the last 3 from big brother ; if you watched big brother, i'm sure you'll agree

    robbie williams because he's so stuck up

    little britain becuase they air the unfunniest garbage

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    i really dont like ruby wax...

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    ...I would.

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    Hah.

    Hmm... Probably as above, every winner of Big Brother (except Kate Lawler, cos she's fit), and people in the top 3 be thrown off the tallest cliff you could find. Preferably with rocks, crocodiles, or sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads in the water below.
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    I'd choose Anglesey, dunno if theres any cliffs there, i'm sure there is! but i'd like to strap 'em to the top of the Lighthouse before firing them out of a cannon far far out to Sea, and who would be lucky enough to have this treatment??

    Russell Brand
    Davina Mccall
    That other berk
    Big brother house ( and it's occupants )
    All the staff responsible for that rubbish
    And James Blunt ( because he's a whiney git )
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    Celebrities?

    All of them. Well, the ones that are famous for just being celebrities. That includes everyone that has been on any of the reality TV shows.

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    Sir Cliff Richard of course....


    ....and as many celebs as it would take to finish him off...

    edit:
    but preferably:

    Peter Kay
    Australian Cricket team
    Dubya
    Michael Barrymore
    Last edited by pollaxe; 04-01-2007 at 10:27 AM.

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    I second Ruby Wax! She does my sweede in!

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    Jimmy Carr off of the edge of beachy head in the last car he reviewed whilst Jeremy Clarkson was away from the Sunday Times. Irritating little man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NASA
    Olympus Mons - the largest mountain in the Solar System rising 24 km above the surrounding plain. Its base is more than 500 km in diameter and is rimmed by a cliff 6 km high
    That's one hell of a drop folks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    and is rimmed by a cliff 6 km high
    Now then, you know the Knight of Pop's lawyers will deny that Sir Cliff......................




    ...........is 6 km tall....

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    Yes, but the question is what Cliff not who you would throw off

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    I'd choose not a cliff but the Clifton Suspension bridge in Bristol. Then if any survived they would hopefully either drown or die in the mud.

    I'd throw all of the buggers off. Every one of the smug, over-payed idiots...apart from Keira Knightly who I'd save and she'd be very grateful
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    I'd throw them all off Cliff Richard.
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