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    Saw the title of the thread and was expecting details of a great night out, then read the post - very disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    even tho i was thinking this thread was going to be a lot like bangbus from the title
    am i the only one who gets that?
    oh i despair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarffie View Post
    Is Samuel L. Jackson in it?
    This guy wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    Oh My God Clunk

    Edit: No, because of equal and opposite reactions the force exerted by the birds needed to fly would be pushing down on the van
    What if they stick their wings out of the window?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post
    am i the only one who gets that?
    oh i despair
    I didn't want to be the first to say anything...


    This thread is wrong on so many levels!
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    Quote Originally Posted by liquid-fix View Post
    What if they stick their wings out of the window?
    Thats a good question, but liable to make negligible difference to the weight of a van

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave87 View Post
    Thats a good question, but liable to make negligible difference to the weight of a van
    Ok then, what about....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarffie View Post
    Is Samuel L. Jackson in it?
    Tarffie ftw, tbh.

    Actually a low budget UK remake... A lad on his stag night is pursued through his mate's van by three old boilers intent on getting a snog.

    Supposedly co-starring Mel Gibson who's up for the role as long as it displays how historically the English have subjucated fat old tarts who wear too much make-up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    Oh My God Clunk

    Edit: No, because of equal and opposite reactions the force exerted by the birds needed to fly would be pushing down on the van
    So what would happen if they van was driving on a road of exceptional altitude, say something crossing the Himalayas? Would the drop in air pressure make a difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarffie View Post
    Is Samuel L. Jackson in it?
    Haha i honestly thought it was a piss take short film or somet like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicken View Post
    I didn't want to be the first to say anything...


    This thread is wrong on so many levels!
    hehe, and there was me thinking this thred was going to be interesting

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    Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now open.

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    yeah... ow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now open.
    I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the buffet was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

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