Microsoft seeks name for Project Spartan, must begin with letter E

[Jowsey]

How about MS Expedited (delivery to the download page of your preferred browser!)

[Chadders87]

What about, say, Explorer.

Name says it all... Why distance themselves from their own legacy.

[BlueScream]

Enraging

[iranu]

Ebola

[jigger]

I was going to suggest embolism, but I think you have the winner already.

Ebola

[peterb]

Is it just me that is reminded of the HHGtG bit with the square wheel, trying to decide what colour it should be?

Endoscope, because it can be used to reveal your hidden secrets

Or just because it's a PITA ...

[plexabit]

Appeal to Fandoms! Internet Erebor!

But really, I only see improvement over Chrome/FF in some areas. In others, it's still waaay behind (graphics performance).

[dylanlaw79]

Elysium...such a cool sounding word but I have no idea what it means

[crossy]

Elysium...such a cool sounding word but I have no idea what it means

Slightly strange sci-fi film with Matt Damon? (Actually I quite liked it).

Actually the Wikipedia entry for Elysium makes for interesting reading. But given that "Elysium" has connotations of a heavenly place, I think Microsoft using it would leave them open to accusations of hubris, (or downright lying if you prefer).

[Lord Midas]

Microsoft Internet Evil

[Lord Midas]

I was expecting so much more from those benchmark results. They just seem so... mediocre.

[MrRockliffe]

How about:

Extremely-bad
Even-worse-than-IE

[RobbieRoy]

How about MS Internet Ego?

[OilSheikh]

Encarta ? lol

[bae85]

Excrement.

[virtuo]

Etihs