Microsoft seeks name for Project Spartan, must begin with letter E

[abaxas]

MS Escort. Fits in with Cortana.

"Fine me some grandma porn."
"I can be anything you want"

[tygrus]

ExperiMental
Eversation
Edifice
Egoplex
Empower
Empuliation
Encrapsulated
Enronesque
Epiphany
Escape
Escapade
Esoteric
Essjay
Eufivic
Euphemism
Euroskeptic
Exaggerant
Expanity
Explocity
Ecstasy
Eyegasm


You might have to look up the meaning of some of the non-serious names listed above to have an epiphunny.

[crossy]

MS Escort. Fits in with Cortana.
"Fine me some grandma porn."
"I can be anything you want"

Yep, I'd vote for "Escort" - especially as, you kind of hint, the major use is supposed to be to download porn. Actually, probably someone's already copyrighted "Internet Escort" as a product name.

Like the way you were thinking though - can I get a Lotus or Cosworth edition?

[DanceswithUnix]

Egg.

I think it conveys the robustness we have come to expect of MS products.

[TheAnimus]

Like a cream egg you expect it to be smaller and smaller each year?

[DanceswithUnix]

Like a cream egg you expect it to be smaller and smaller each year?

and made more cheaply for our benefit and convenience: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30790170