Check out this HEXUS.headline.It's hard to know whether to clap or cry. A guy in Texas - Colin*, from Houston (he's not telling his surname) - is running a contest (with ever-increasing prize-money) to see who can be the first to get an Intel Mac to dual-boot between Mac OS X and Windows XP.
* We don't know if he pronounces his name properly or if he calls himself "Co-lean". Hopefully, though, that will come out in the wash, too.**
** Interesting fact - Colin Powell's mum DOES pronounce her son's name properly (unlike Co-lean himself).***
*** Hopefully she is fit and well and still is able to pronounce his name loudly when he comes round Saturdays for sandwiches, pies and cups of tea.****
**** Perhaps we should have a contest of our own - I'll put up ALL the money (it will be in Turkish lira; or Japanese Yen) - for who can come up with the best womanised (should that be Co-leanised?) pronounciation of a man's name?
Let's not make it too easy, though. You can't be starting with dicky names like Colin and Nigel and Rupert*****.
It has to start off with proper, sensible-sounding names, like Robert or Graham.
***** The judge's decision is final.
Bob C
aka the judge
aka RG Crabtree