A Uni of Essex student Classic

[Kumagoro]

What you need is

1) Tesco Value Baked Beans

2) Tesco Value Tuna

3) Tesco Value Mayonaise

Costs less then £1

Take beans put in dish.
Open tuna put in beans and smash up a little.
Take the mayonaise and mix in a little.

Microwave

Looks like cat sick but tastes much better, ummmm

Try not to mix it all up too much

[funnelhead]

I used to do a similarly lazy meal in my first year (long time ago now)


1) Macaroni Cheese (tin of)

2) john wests Tuna (on special offer)

3) Cheese slice

Microwave the macaroni for 1 min on med, then tip the tuna in and mash it about a bit (as Kumagoro said - not too much)
then lay the cheese slices on top and micowave on low for another 2 mins

Like a cheesy fishy shephards pie [i thought then]

It's really nice the first 5 times, then you'll suddenly hate it. At this point i switched to spag bol on toast -> bacon sarnies -> sausage sarnies -> fishfinger sarnies ->
then the daddy : pasta and pesto ( to which i added bacon, sausages, mushrooms, fishfingers and fried eggs)

I found garlic mayo and chilli sauce to be essential - but could only find garlic mayo in cash and carry so i had to by five litres of it lol. ate it.

mmmm bloody hungry now. I'm off to have some healthy pasta...

[kryptonic]

either that or £3.99 for a Kabab

[monkeyville]

either that or £3.99 for a Kabab

I refuse to eat kebabs since i was seriously food poisoned by one after a long night out. Honestly i'd rather take anything other than 'pigeon in nan bread'. Arghh it makes me shudder just thinking about it. Anyway for 3.99 you could have a big bowl of pasta and still have change for few pint's.

[Lee H]

either that or £3.99 for a Kabab

hooooooly sheep !!! 3.99 for a kebab.

Here in lovely manchester you can get the following for 3.99 ;

a 12" pizzas base (uncooked) thats filled with donner kebab meat and a choice of veggies and sauces of your choice + CHEESE.

This is then folded into 1/2 and sealed on the edges and a few holes cut to allow steam to release.

Place this in the pizza oven for the allotted time pizza's cook for and volia - 1 folded donner with spicy pizza base style wrapping

sounds weird - but trust me its totally awesome

[paradidle]

Beans on toast will do me.

That or:

Potato waffles

Warburtons Bread.

Cook waffles until golden, butter some bread and spread mayo all over. place waffles on bread and hey presto!!
yummy!