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    Movie cliches/stereotypes/trademarks you hate

    What one or two aspects that appear in quite a few films annoy you? Things like turning on the TV and it just happens to be on the right channel to fit in with the current situation, etc. It's hard to explain, it just came to me yesterday as a thread idea.


    For me it'll have to be the 5 minutes of credits you get at the BEGINNING of some films. Annoys the hell out of me. I wanna watch the film darnit! Leave the credits till the end!
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    The hero of the film takes a 12 guage shotgun range in the chest at close range and his light tactical flak jacket means he doesn't even whince.

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    the good guys always win ...........

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    Not true

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    American's trying their hardest with a Brisish accent... I don't think I need to give any examples
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    Yeah that's not always true. I agree about your one Knox. The ending of Collateral is a fine example. Shooting through the train doors and Vincent gets shot, but Max (think that's his name ) doesn't get hit once
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    The fact that 90% of films always have some sort of love interest thing where it isn't required. Always always always.

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    i do appologise for not being more accurate in my post

    good guys almost always in the majority of films !

    next time someone says "why is it always raining" il remind them it isnt actually "always"

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    The high-pitched screech, often a scream, that accompanies a "scare" in numerous movies. It's incredibly annoying. That's one of the things I loved about The Forgotten; you don't so much hear the sudden bass noise as much as you feel it. Much more effective, in my opinion.

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    The fact that the worlds greatest secret agent/cia sharpshooter can never shoot the terrorist as he runs away at the start of the movie, he has to kill him in some elaborate punch-up/witty way at the end of the movie after 2 hours of yet more missing the target as he runs away well within range.....

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    In a fight the clearly superior baddie resorts to throwing the good guy around, giving him time to recover.

    Where as anyone with any sense would just keep tw@tting him until he stopped moving.

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    When someone says "never go anywhere alone" and next scene guess what's happening....someone's gone somewhere alone and gets killed/attacked etc.

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    1 Hero - 6 Assassins... but the "Bad Guys" ALWAYS attack one at a time

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    car chases where they manage to keep changing gear when they're already going flat out - or other times when two totally mismatched vehicles manage to be neck an neck in a chase.

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    The bulletproof nature of an upturned table or a car door, the amazing ammunition capacity of a six shot revolver, the toughness of the good guy who can run around cracking one liners with a .45 round in his shoulder. The amazing ability for a car driven by the hero to not take major damage in a car chase shoot out with automatic weapons at a range of 12 feet or less.
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    The fact that the good guys always win - how about an original twist?

    Thats why I loved swordfish, liked the way the bad guy told the story, and got away with it, yet the good guys did all they could
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