Last week there was a local by-election.
In the previous few weeks running up to it, we've had flyers posted through the door on a near daily basis telling us how good a particular candidate would be for the job and why they deserved my vote.
So, in the interests of the environment, I've done the decent thing and stuffed them all into the recycling bin without even giving them a glance.
Why?
Well, you'll get the answer if you read on a bit more.
You see, once it was the actual week of the election, I started getting knocks on the door, this time from various party members wanting know if I knew there was an election on and did I know who I was going to vote for... all an oblique way of trying to bring the conversation around to why I should vote for their candidate.
And they all got the same set of answers:
No, I'll not be voting.
I'll be abstaining from voting on the grounds that all politicians, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, have to prove that they're worth me spending my time going to vote for them.. because the only time I ever hear from them is when they want me to vote and keep them in their job. And, once they're voted in, what is it they actually do? Seems to me they achieve bugger all before the next round of elections come up.
I'm talking about local and district council levels of politics here, not the big general elections (which I'll get to later).
At local levels, the difference between party majorities is much smaller. So whilst Labour steamrollered through loads of changes after their landslide win back in '97, locally things were a bit tougher.
And tougher means more expensive.
Don't forget that our taxes pay for these guys to stand in council chambers and argue over new initiatives, schemes and decisions, and at local level there's rarely a party majority to force through a motion... which means that even the simplest thing can take much longer to get through, if it even gets past at all.
And all the time this costs us money. If you actually sat down and figured out how much it costs to keep these councillors and MPs in pay, with all their expenses and then compared that with waht they actually achieve, you'd sack the lot of them.
A shelf stacker in Tescos earning just above minimum wage is more productive and gives more to society from lining up tins of tomatoes then these self-important politicos braying at each other about whether or not the local park should be mown twice a month in the summer.
Then there's the fact that your candidate represents a political party.
Personally, I think that the invasion of Iraq was illegal and whilst I fully support our troops over there and in Afghanistan, I reckon we've opened up a massive complex can of worms that could well NEVER be sorted out without decades of unrest... If our government were the bunch of humanitarians they'd have us believe they are, why haven't we waded into Sudan to stop the civil war and genocide there? Why aren't we invading North Korea with it's expanding nuclear technology?
And let's not get started on the enormous privatisation of practically every public service. Or PFI schemes that mean we pay twice as much for half the service we used to have... with costs only set to rise and services to fall.
Or there's the middle-management consultancy mindset that siphons off literally BILLIONS of pounds of public money pumped into public services, all because some company somewhere has managed to convince the politicians that paying them vast sums of money will result in less costs and more efficient services.
So, putting these arguments to each canvasser as a way of explaining why I was not going to vote would, I hoped, feed some sort of message back to the party heads, even at a local level... but you know what... none of them listened.
No, as soon as it became clear to them that I was a lost cause, they moved on... they stopped listening, muttered a few words to the effect of "I see, very interesting..." then made their excuses and left.
So, did I waste my vote?
Not at all. I didn't vote for anyone and I feel that was a vote well used.
Sure, I'm one man out of millions and as such, my vote, whether I use it or not, will make little impact. But I take satisfaction from the fact that the self-serving ingrates who are now running the council are not doing it through any contribution from me.
But I have a much better, still democratic system which would mean that all politicians would have to REALLY work to win votes.
It's quite simple. Everyone is issued with a special £20 note. You can use this as your ballot paper or just cash it in at the bank for £20.
So now the politicians have REALLY got to convince you that their worth you throwing away £20 of your money on them.
Better still, those same politicians salaries are set by the number of votes they get... each vote giving them £20.
This'd mean lower taxes for us as we've already paid for the braying donkeys when we voted and it also means that people who enter politics because they REALLY want to change things rather than just get on the gravy train are going to be the only people prepared to becoming a councillor or MP.
Sure, there's a few flaws that need working out but believe me, if you ever want to see a politician actually do some real bloody work and give you good value for money, it's the only way it's going to happen.
But until the day comes when we see these nest-lining conmen doing some real work, my vote is staying firmly with me.