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    Celebrity Masterchef...

    Ok, what's with all the shouting at each when they discuss the dishes?

    Is it to make the show have a more manly appeal?

    Well listen, shouting ABOUT A DISH HAVE A COMPLEXITY OF FLAVOURS BUT LACKING SUBTLETY ON THE PALLET still sounds poncey even if you have shaved your head, grown a day old bit of stubble and are holding a bottle of Becks.

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    It seems to work for Ramsey.

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Everything tastes better when its louder!
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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Someone on Bit-Tech went on Masterchef the other week, and stated that even though the most disapointing part of his dish was the potatoes (and they told him this), when the show went on TV they didn't mention a second of it and cut the whole thing out. At the end of the day it's all up to the editors on how the show comes out at the end.

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Pffft, what would you know about cooking...

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Bugger all because I DON'T SHOUT ENOUGH!!

    Honestly, it's like watching two blokes in the pub arguing over the England line-up or something... You could easily substitute the dialogue for anything involving Beckham, Owen, Rooney, Polish referees, 5-1 victories or in fact anything at all and the inflection can stay the same.

    In fact, it's all been done before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXuRvthgn4U

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    nice youtube link Nick

    Now get back to your horsebox rant thread

    Seems to be the current fad...shouting, swearing at...well anything you wanna do really.

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Maybe they're hard of herring.

    Pickled.

    I'll get my coat...

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    In fact, it's all been done before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXuRvthgn4U

    No, not a Rick Roll!
    Is it a Nick Roll?

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Cooking. Doesnt. Get tougher. Than this!

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    What? Could you repeat that please?

    Note: Couldn't get the above in all CAPS, having one of those days it seems.

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Barry Scott must be one hell of a chef!

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    COOKING. DOESNT. GET TOUGHER. THAN THIS!
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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Cooking doesnt get tougher than Nicks kitchen with about 10 people all stuffed in there in various states of drink

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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig View Post
    Cooking doesnt get tougher than Nicks kitchen with about 10 people all stuffed in there in various states of drink
    especially if you add in pizza related injuries Trig
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    Re: Celebrity Masterchef...

    Wut?

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