I hurt...
I ache in funny places like this point just here... or if I twist my leg like this...
I've got a bloody great welt on my hairline that was bleeding earlier.
If you run your hands up and down my shins it feels like the speed bumps of a particularly zealous traffic control system...
I've got a deep cut in one shin which opened up last night and I've had to steri-strip it closed this morning... after waking up, getting out of bed and not realising I had stuck to the sheets... (ever pulled a plaster off fast? It feels like that...)
My shoulder has gone a faint purple where it's taken a pounding against the door frame and I can't kneel on the floor without both knees feeling like I'm kneeling on bags of marbles.
But all in all, I hugely enjoyed myself, and I even resisted the temptation of have a go at the boss....