Bloody hell, get a grip!

[Funkstar]

Over here we’re warned about skin cancer...

yes skin cancer is not a good thing, but being in the sun you are only increasing your risk of getting skin cancer, BUT you are without a doubt denefiting your health by soaking up all that lovely Vitamin D while at the same time probably improving your mood by being in the sun looking at...

Girls... wearing much less which, as far as I’m concerned, should be a law anyway…

spot on there.

she should slip on a pair of jeans...

it does depend on the jeans though, some pairs are just as lovely, and indeed often more so than the tanned legs.

[floppybootstomp]

The hot weather is GREAT

Brits love to whinge, tis true. Why, I do not know.

Why is it if you gather a bunch of people together at, say, a bus stop, if a conversation is started it is inevitably with somebody moaning about something?

I say to them 'It ain't so bad, you're standing up, you're breathing and it ain't raining'

I am usually then regarded as a loony.

I haven't posted here for some time. There's a big red sign displayed here urging me to post so let's see if this makes it go away

[floppybootstomp]

Nope...... it still there Go away, go away, big red sign...