hexus competitions

[ekamdeep]

why don't i never won anything is there a cheat code required to win or do the winners have some kind of trainer installed

[Phage]

Look, it's just maths. How many people entered ? 10k ? 20 ?
I've been entering for many years and never won a bean. Get over it.

[stilkun]

Drink a bottle of Felix Felicis, a lucky potion however the side effects are giddiness, recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence.

No, there no methods to winning, it all about chance or probability of winning. For example, if there are 20k of people entering the competition, the probability of you winning is 1 in 20,000 or 0.00005 chance of winning.

At least this is slightly better chance than winning the lottery.

[Saracen]

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At least this is slightly better chance than winning the lottery.

And free to enter, unlike the lottery.

[Willzzz]

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to win that 760, but I'd prefer £10 million quid

[Agent]

why don't i never won anything is there a cheat code required to win or do the winners have some kind of trainer installed

Yeah, the winners have trainers. Reebok to be precise.
They sneak into Heuxs HQ when David is doing the dishes, nick the prize and run.

Remember, crime pays if you don't get caught kids!

[Spreadie]

why don't i never won anything is there a cheat code required to win or do the winners have some kind of trainer installed

The winners all bought my book "How to win big at Hexus"

Worth every penny, @ £39.95

[Dooms]

Aww thats unlucky, I've won most of them and I'm sure I'll win more!

Might buy a lottery ticket tomorrow as I fancy winning that as well.

[Pob255]

Aww thats unlucky, I've won most of them and I'm sure I'll win more!

Might buy a lottery ticket tomorrow as I fancy winning that as well.

Ahh so you're the one with the incriminating photo's of David

[ekamdeep]

i am getting cheat engine ready and hacking to hexus
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.............welcome to hexus
competitions: haswell pc winner : ekamdeep singh
palit 770 winner ekamdeep singh

[Pob255]

yea just enter 'cheatersdontprosper' when u join

also try googling the Konami Code

No it's iddqd

[stilkun]

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to win that 760, but I'd prefer £10 million quid

I was going to say, 'Why not both?!' but with £10mil you can spend anything you want.

No it's iddqd

[ekamdeep]

hey i found a website selling 780 for 200$

[Spreadie]

hey i found a website selling 780 for 200$

Hmmm, seems legit.

[dav532000]

Never won anything myself but it has not stopped me entering as much as I can, one day maybe you never no then you can share your photo, of the prize though not yourself lol

[stevie lee]

its because there's 5 million* people entering them. and theres a 1/5000000 chance to win.

the more prizes there are the easier it is to win, but the more prizes there are the more people enter in the first place because there's more stuff to win.

just keep entering them and you'll win eventually**. that's why its a competition.


*HEXUS will never tell us how many people enter that number is just a guess.

** eventually could mean in another 5 million competitions time.


so ill just go back to entering all the competitions and sit back wearing Lost Planet t-shirt I won, playing my copies of Lost Planet, magika, king Arthur, deus ex I won, on my radeon 7770 that I won, whilst my CPU is being cooled by the cooler I also won.


so theres no point anyone else entering, because I seem to win it all


p.s. ive only won the lottery 4 times. out of the 7 ive entered.

p.p.s. the £40 was spent on bacon.