"I've got the right hump with the female sex, and this is why:
{Contention}
In my generation (I am 26), for every lady there exists ninety-nine mere women.
{Opening argument}
I've only met a handful of birds with whom there has been some semblance of flirting who couldn't be, for want of a better word, coaxed into bed within the first half-dozen meetings/liasons/dates/assignations, call them what you will. Now when one considers that I am only of average looks and possessed of only a handful of good qualities (well educated, relatively well-spoken, quite self-confident) but otherwise quite normal, I must conclude that this phenomenon is itself quite normal. Judging by the experiences (known to me) of most of my friends, it is...
I often watch pre-sixties films and wonder if things were then much different. Certainly they were at least so portrayed, and although I've heard some people say things haven't changed much, I must doubt their word and/or recollections as ladies are extremely hard to find in my age group yet seemed prevalent in those times.
Of course, my reasoning is not solely concentrated on the point that birds are easier to get into bed then they used to be, but it is a lynchpin in my argument. No doubt many people, who I shall not just casually dismiss as the politically correct, would argue that this interpretation of mine, that birds are easier, is in great part due to the current prevalent female outlook on sexual, romantic and practical relations between men and women. I would, however, ask such people intending to argue this predictable point to show reasoning why this point cannot simply be explained by the central implication of my argument, that being that it is the females themselves who have changed and not males.
{Definition of a lady, to clarify my standpoint}
(I'm sure my definition will vary somewhat to the dictionary definition, but then it's me that's making this contention, not Chambers or Collins. )
A lady is a female adult possessed of certain qualities & attributes including, but not limited to, finesse, grace, high standards, humility, charm, eloquence, and an ability to captivate on a level more subtle than the mere fashionable pseudo-erotic plateau that women nowadays seem to reside on.
A lady sensibly recognizes the differences between men and women. She does not seek to conduct the work of males, nor argue the case for other females attempting it. She does not hold with the fashionable notion that anything a man can do she can do. Instead of illogically treating the differences as challenges to be overcome, she celebrates them. And on a more impish theme, a lady does not drink lager or beer, not even half pints. She drinks wine, or on occasion when living it up, spirits.
Oh yeah, going back to me having the hump. I've got the hump because the scarcity of ladies makes it much, much, harder for me to find one who suits me well and whom I believe I might suit, for me to court with the hope that she might just...be the one. There's no way I'm going to setup shop (for life) with a bird that shags within the first few meets!"
Discuss in terms of whether the post is sexist, correct, do you agree disagree with the points put forward....???
TiG