No, I do not jest.
Also did some damage to the GPU above it, but the card appears to still work as I'm using it in my old machine, although I haven't tested the 3D capabilities yet. (sadly I didn't take a picture of this before I put it back in my case, and right now I want to get this answered first)
So where do I stand? I know the mobo is fried (literally), but I can't check the CPU and RAM in my old machine as the old mobo won't support them. Everything else appears to be OK though. Can I only RMA the mobo as it's the only obvious item that is faulty?