pollaxe (22-04-2009)
OLGA!
“Get out of my sight!”
"In Soviet Russia, woman rapes man"
Hey, looks like it's the only way I'm getting any. Sod it, I'm of to Russia. Can't wait for my pair of jeans, food and 1,000 roubles
Of course, had there been two robbers instead of the one, competition would have been stiffer ...
finlay666 (22-04-2009)
I don't get what her crime is. She even fed him well.
Maybe she wouldn't let him have the TV remote.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
She could of used some lube, that way she wouldn't of torn him so much?
throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
Real men don't tear.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
CaseyV9 (22-04-2009)
He obviously wanted it then. Those frilly handcuffs are useless- they have a safety catchHowever, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.
Words fail me.. If I were him, I'd be back to rob her again next week!
Not the home made Russian ones.......Originally Posted by steve threlfall
He obviously wanted it then. Those frilly handcuffs are useless- they have a safety catch
Is it bad i've just had the theme from From Russia With Love stuck in my head all morning now?
throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
Real men are circumcised???
Having to get 10% off to be a man isn't a nice thought
Oh groan.
I was still smirking at the Reg's phrases. They couldn't refer to him as a robber, but had to label him a "stickup merchant". Well, obviously, if you're on a viagra-laced diet. As as for him now expected to do doing "hard time" .... please, stop.
Of course, if he'd been a Pole instead of Russian, I'd have checked the date to see if it was April 1st.
I noticed that he also "attempted to turn over" the hairdresser. I can imagine why.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
I think one of us should mention at this point that we are joking because it's amusing for an aggressor to become a victim, not because rape is funny, even it it's a bloke who is raped by a woman.
It would have been a different story if the genders were reversed though wouldn't it?
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
Speaking from experience, are we?He obviously wanted it then. Those frilly handcuffs are useless- they have a safety catch
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