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  1. 02-02-2005, 10:36 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael
    I talk about stuff like that to my mum all the time, i bought her a vribrator as a joke a couple of months back...

    erm.....ha....ha








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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael
    I talk about stuff like that to my mum all the time, i bought her a vribrator as a joke a couple of months back...
    Err, that's sick.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    ok, ok, enough with the "id hit it" pics fs!

    and michael, are you ill or just sick? It's your mother! she's OOOOOOLD! they're only meant to have had sex once and that was to make you! urgh!


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    You guys are awful, Elmo posts a piccy of her dear Mum who, ok, told her a little too much info... but you are all posting "I'd hit it pics"! Quite insensitive IMO...
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    wait does 'id hit it' mean i would physically hit it? or i would have sex with it?
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  8. 02-02-2005, 11:14 PM #23
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    You'll learn one day.

    My mum isn't old



    She could do with whitening her teeth though
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    how old is she? She's still ur mum tho :s
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    how old is she? She's still ur mum tho :s
    thus making it pretty rank - imagine your dad buying your grandma a vibro? same thing rough
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    What an odd thread :/
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    Uhh, she's getting to a half century now, lol.

    And did you not see the "as a joke part", it was cast away into a cupboard and hasn't been seen since.
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    it doesnt matter if it was a joke or not, it's what it REPRESENTS! urgh! yuk!

    eep! and ur mum's under 50? no offence but i thought she looked older :s
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    at least you know they are haivng sex - i remember a friend drowning his sorrows once cos his parents (in their 60's) were having sex and he walked in on them doin it.......in the kitchen!
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    None taken.

    No offence but looking at your mum's pic it's obvious she has an active sex life. I concur with the others. I'd hit it
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