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    Parents...

    what do you do when your 50yr old mother admits that she's a) got back together with her ex bf that you hate with a passion, and b) that she's having sex with him?!

    I know she's intitled to be happy, and she can do what she likes, and i'm glad she's happy, but COME ON! there's limits to how much you should tell your daughter!!!!!

    Has anyone else experienced this? I really do feel sick :s

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    Ewww, no way!

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    Is she fit ?

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    Is she fit ?
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    My mother done the same thing to me when I was around 26, my reply was simple :

    That is something that I dont really need to hear

    After that she kept it to herself

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    my mum:



    edit: i'm on to it, i'm trying to make the pic work, bear with me!

    edit 2: sorted!
    Last edited by Elmo; 02-02-2005 at 09:41 PM.

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    <- would post a 'Id hit it' pic but its just so wrong

    As you said though, its her life she's entitled to be happy. Just let her know you dont really want to hear about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishey
    <- would post a 'Id hit it' pic but its just so wrong

    As you said though, its her life she's entitled to be happy. Just let her know you dont really want to hear about it.
    Some 'I'd hit it' pics for further use:





    This one cracks me up:






    As for the situation Fi... its all part of modern life. Just maybe its still far too much information. Put your hands over your ears and say 'lalalalalala' next time.

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    far...FAR too much info!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
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    bit contraversial



    hope hotlink protect isn't on ¬_¬

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    I talk about stuff like that to my mum all the time, i bought her a vribrator as a joke a couple of months back...

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    Michael, i hope you're not serious. I think 1 way to put yourself in a mental clinic is to think about the sexual encounter your parents had to make you. Theres something to keep you awake at night

    PS: i knew elmo's mum was gonna be fit, like mother like daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael
    I talk about stuff like that to my mum all the time, i bought her a vribrator as a joke a couple of months back...

    erm.....ha....ha








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