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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Scott View Post
    The 335d has more peak torque than a F430... which is quite amazing really.
    Hand me a scaffolding pole and I could generate more torque than an F430. With one finger.

    Power is what accelerates cars, and anyone who tells you otherwise didn't do very well in GCSE Physics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Hand me a scaffolding pole and I could generate more torque than an F430. With one finger.

    Power is what accelerates cars, and anyone who tells you otherwise didn't do very well in GCSE Physics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Hand me a scaffolding pole and I could generate more torque than an F430. With one finger.

    Power is what accelerates cars, and anyone who tells you otherwise didn't do very well in GCSE Physics.
    I was tempted to say something along those lines, but just couldn't find the most fillting words
    In fact, then next time I hear someone go on about how some diesel or other has more torque than some performance petrol, I will say just that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Power is what accelerates cars, and anyone who tells you otherwise didn't do very well in GCSE Physics.
    Can't remember any physics. Isn't power just torque x rpm?

    Back to the 335i, I wonder if you have to type in disarming codes to access the top power mapping..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Hand me a scaffolding pole and I could generate more torque than an F430. With one finger.

    Power is what accelerates cars, and anyone who tells you otherwise didn't do very well in GCSE Physics.
    it is, but power is directly related to torque...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Hand me a scaffolding pole and I could generate more torque than an F430. With one finger.
    Ok.. now rotate that pole at the same RPM as the F430 reaches peak torque

    Daft debate - it's never Torque Versus Power - one is the product of the other.
    Last edited by dangel; 02-05-2007 at 11:21 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangel View Post
    Ok.. now rotate that pole at the same RPM as the F430 reaches peak torque
    Well quite- that's the point. I'm guessing that a BMW 335d engine wouldn't be particularly happy running at 6000+ RPM either.....

    Quote Originally Posted by J4MES
    it is, but power is directly related to torque...
    I don't like your first image (of the equation) much. Engine torque x gear ratio does not equal the total force acting on the car, for a start, because there's lots of resistance to its motion.

    Edit: 2nd image is fine though.

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    correct - the first is a simple model to measure (estimate) acceleration...

    when did HEXUS become so techincal anyway?

    and why haven't we started slagging off Bimmer drivers yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J4MES View Post

    and why haven't we started slagging off Bimmer drivers yet?

    I double dare you
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    Quote Originally Posted by J4MES View Post

    and why haven't we started slagging off Bimmer drivers yet?


    cus deep down you would have a bimmer over a ricer any day of the week

    *edit* i love my bimmer

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    Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
    Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
    Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
    Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.

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    So you say it aloud "bimmer"? As in trimmer? Because I've never in my short little life heard it said like that, only "beamer"

    If it's pronounced "bimmer" then that's stupid and I'm never saying that even if it makes me look uneducated
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    being as the uneducated just dont know, its pronounced beemer by the majority, and you can try to educate the masses but it wastes drinking time

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    Bimmer = bimmer. Like it's written. Beamer? Ray of light?
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    quality cars thats why, forget the stigma, they make some brill cars
    I will own an m coupe

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