Comedy Gold - Women Drivers

[dave87]

http://pistonheads.com/xforums/topic...%20own%20words!


Links through to a topic on Mumsnet, but some of it is tooo funny - I'd suggest looking when the boss isn't about (i.e. at home!).

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

Be careful - a women may crash into you out of spite for making fun of their superior driving abilities!

[chuckskull]

LMAO at the pot plant prison.

Also someone has to tell me what they mean by DP because I don't think they mean it in the same way the rest of the internet uses that term.

EDIT: Oh god, I thought it was only one page, 11 and growing.

[tiggerai]

Be careful - a women may crash into you out of spite for making fun of their superior driving abilities!

I have a cheapy cheap wobbly golf that I need to get rid of soon... I hear there's a nice blue diesel honda civic in norfolkshire that may need some metal on metal 'lovin'...

[Guy]

I hear there's a nice blue diesel honda civic.

Really? You heard differently to me, I never remember the word nice being said.

[dave87]

Really? You heard differently to me, I never remember the word nice being said.

Oit. It works quite well at the moment. Injectors aside....



Anyway, these are stories from women in their own words - I bear no responsibility for their content!

[matty-hodgson]

Oit. It works quite well at the moment. Injectors aside....

And wall, don't forget the wall you "pushed aside"

[dave87]

And wall, don't forget the wall you "pushed aside"

You'd never know it had happened

[kalniel]

Two things really concern me reading some of those:

1) The sheer number of people who think that driving off at top speed is the correct response to having just caused hundreds of pounds worth of damage to someone else's property.

2) A not-dissimilar number of people whose response to terrible noises coming out of the car isn't to stop, but instead turn the radio up louder...

[Guy]

You'd never know it had happened

Really?

I'm sure the parking sensors wouldnt agree

[dave87]

Really?

I'm sure the parking sensors wouldnt agree

Parking sensors didn't know it was happening at the time, let alone now!


Bloody things didn't beep - and there isn't much visibility out of the back of my car:

[Guy]

See this is why I said your Christmas present last year should have been a booster seat.

[MadduckUK]

[Behemoth]

I've got my very own woman driver story for you. My Mum was about to go to Tesco, as she reversed the car off the drive she pulled off the front bumper and front grill. We to this day still can't work out how she did it !