Mitsubishi Outlander?
The PHEV version allows cheap electric pootling about town (28 miles would get me to work and back) in comfort and could get you down a muddy track if needed.
Edit: OFC my Italian car bias says you should get an Alfa Stelvio. But competent handling & performance didn't seem to be on your list. Our next door neighbour said he was worried about Alfa reliability, and then went out and bought of all things a Range Rover which shows people's purchases aren't generally made on the foundation of facts and are really just what you fancy