It’s about time I revealed the truth – I’m crap at games. No, no, it’s more like, I’m slow at games. Driving games not included!
Seems the most other people can whizz through games in a few days, or even hours! They go from the start to the end, killing any mobs which are in the way, sure. Then people proudly tell me how ‘Oh, I finished that ages ago’ or ‘Oh, youve got to see the end of XXXX, it’s really good/bad’ then they move onto the next game AND HAVE A GO AT ME FOR NOT PLAYING IT YET! Argh!
So, is it me? Is it because I like doing side quests; going off the beaten path in order to see if there’s any loot/XP/gold to be found; looking at the sweet gfx, etc.? Damn it, I spent 30 quid on this game, if I was looking at a few hours entertainment I wouldn't have bothered.
To make things worse, and like a lot of other people, I own other games machines as well. I own a Wii (which I haven’t gone near it for months, might thinking about selling it really) and a XB360, as well as my PC. And there’s so many games! On the XB360 there’s Brutal Legend (not finished), FIFA 10 (Not finished a season), I really want Tekken 6 and FORZA 3. That’s because on the PC I’ve got
Borderlands (not finished) Batman :AA (not finished), PES 2010 (the same as FIFA, but better), Dragon Age (picking up this week), WOW, OP: DR (not finished); and what about MW2 and Assassin 2? Oh – bugger!
Damn you, video games. Damn you, with you’re time-wasting, you're ‘oooh, massive explosion’, you’re slo-mo shenagins...damn you to hell!