This will probably only make sense to people around my age (late thirties).
There was a lunchtime TV programme for kids in the late 70's / early 80's that featured two spiders called Itsty and Bitsy. One was a girl spider, one a boy spider. Each was basically a coloured fluffy glove. They'd help (girl spider) and hinder (boy spider) a woman who was trying to make stuff out of paper and loo roll. When asked what they ate, the girl spider would reply in a high pitch voice "sweeties", the boy spider in a low gruff voice "flies".
It was a masterpiece, but I just can't find video of it anywhere. I even tried the TV archive at the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television in Bradford to no avail.
Anyone know where there's any video of them? The missus is 5 years younger than me and never saw them and she's starting to think I'm barking when I try to explain what they were.