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    You know you use computers too much when...

    You pick up the local Indian restaurant menu and instead of just glancing down it to find the thing you want, you look along the top left corner for the 'Edit' button to then do a 'Find on this page' search... and not finding that you try and do CTRL+F...

    And it takes you ten seconds to realise what you're doing and that it can't be done....

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    did you CTRL+F5 to clear the memory cache?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANFro Elite View Post
    I used to get random urges to quicksave or quickload in realife or find myself analysing where footsteps were coming from. LOL LOL LOL!
    I think the footstep thing is normal, I do it all the time, for all kinda sound, smell as well. May I ask how you attempt to quick save your life ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Voralberg View Post
    May I ask how you attempt to quick save your life ?
    Case in point, you can't but if you've been playing a game and you've been quicksaving like a whore then its like "oh almost got runover by that bus [ quicksave ] eh? wheres the quicksave key oh yar, its real-life" that all goes on in the head so no one is the wiser

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    beanfro, i think you need to see a specialist
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    I'm at the point where every time I'm out and about and hear certain beeping noises I think someone's either signed on to Xbox Live or has PMed me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    beanfro, i think you need to see a specialist
    I don't think he's alone.

    *ponders investment in video game junkie self help market*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller85 View Post
    I'm at the point where every time I'm out and about and hear certain beeping noises I think someone's either signed on to Xbox Live or has PMed me
    I've started hearing the Windows Live! Messenger 'message recieved' alert sound in music. Even when I'm listening to my iPod away from the computer

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    Lol, theres nothing wrong with me, theres something wrong with you!

    I'm fine otherwise, its just those small things I've mentioned above and they only happen when I've been playing the sort of games A LOT prior to the things happening.
    Last edited by BEANFro Elite; 13-03-2007 at 05:50 PM.

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    Im more worried about the urge to buy weapons as i leave my front door!

    And trying to use the mouse and keyboard to drive my car..

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