oh dear - TV hell....

[Stoo]

Indeed!

[TiG]

I'm so disappointed that kickstart has put that horrible link in my thread, shame on you...

TiG

[monkeyville]

So taking my flatmate to that. He'd get on the show just so the producer could have the stereotypical geek.

[alsenior]

If i wanted to marry a cheap tart i would go to asda's and consummate with a pair of smart price cherry bakewells

[Colossous]

Luckily, she's into a different type of silicon !!!!

[htid]

If i wanted to marry a cheap tart i would go to asda's and consummate with a pair of smart price cherry bakewells

You'd only need the one and it already has more brain cells than her

[dave87]

You'd only need the one and it already has more brain cells than her

You say that, but she's still made a fair bit for a ditzy blonde...

[Grm]

I think i need to at anyone signing up and maybe for good measure...

TiG

My word, begins with W and ends with K.

[ponolops]

Who the hell will marry Jodie Marsh?

You know what they say, "you can't polish a turd!"

Ooops, sorry Nick! That was a naughty word. Slapped wrist, I'll go to my room now.

[shelley bda]

Who the hell will marry Jodie Marsh?

You know what they say, "you can't polish a turd!"

Ha! that made me chuckle

I bet some fame hungry wannabe will want to try and be on telly
( even if it does mean marrying Jodie Marsh ) some People have no morals. Bet that's where they are sending all the saddo's that didn't make it into BB, as a punishment for wanting to be on BB in the first place

[Nick]

Jodie Marsh? Seriously?

Jeez, who'd want to marry that?

She's like the bike of showbiz, isn't she?

I imagine sex with her would be like lobbing a chipolata up the high street... even for someone endowed like a horse... It'd be like dropping a cocktail stick into a well...

And how can anyone find that plastic injection moulded monstrosity even vaguely attractive is beyond me... I mean, look at it! That fake tan makes you want to give her a good going over with a brillo pad and a tub of Barkeepers Friend...

Nasty... nasty,nasty,nasty.

[TiG]

Heh stop thinking about the physical aspect nick, i mean lets start with the severe lack of personality.....

Come on its hardly like i'd expect her to be the kind of person to take any interest in anyone else apart from herself.

Hardly the type of person anyone should consider marrying, even in normal life, let alone a glorified competition.

TiG

[Stoo]

Jodie Marsh? Seriously?

Jeez, who'd want to marry that?

She's like the bike of showbiz, isn't she?

I imagine sex with her would be like lobbing a chipolata up the high street... even for someone endowed like a horse... It'd be like dropping a cocktail stick into a well...

And how can anyone find that plastic injection moulded monstrosity even vaguely attractive is beyond me... I mean, look at it! That fake tan makes you want to give her a good going over with a brillo pad and a tub of Barkeepers Friend...

Nasty... nasty,nasty,nasty.

Well said

[kickstart 1]

I'm so disappointed that kickstart has put that horrible link in my thread, shame on you...

TiG

No point in doing a thread without giving all you guys the chance to sign up !

[idimmu]

maybe its all a front show and shes really a nice good to be with person in her "off camera" time....


lol i just read that back hmmmm....

[kickstart 1]

Here's some more info on the lovely Jodie for all you guys , seems she lost her last fella , due to poor personal hygene !