oh dear - TV hell....

[TiG]

I'm starting to wonder if you want to sign up at this rate Kickstart
You seem to be digging out all the information hehehe.

Maybe jodie marsh does need a women in her life to sort her out....

TiG

[Moby-Dick]

but still - it would be like throwing the windows open and making love to the night !

[Grimley]

Jodie Marsh? Seriously?

Jeez, who'd want to marry that?

She's like the bike of showbiz, isn't she?

I imagine sex with her would be like lobbing a chipolata up the high street... even for someone endowed like a horse... It'd be like dropping a cocktail stick into a well...

And how can anyone find that plastic injection moulded monstrosity even vaguely attractive is beyond me... I mean, look at it! That fake tan makes you want to give her a good going over with a brillo pad and a tub of Barkeepers Friend...

Nasty... nasty,nasty,nasty.

Yep, that & the fact she smokes like a trooper too...

[kickstart 1]

I'm starting to wonder if you want to sign up at this rate Kickstart
You seem to be digging out all the information hehehe.

Maybe jodie marsh does need a women in her life to sort her out....

TiG

Nope i am not 'gay' nor a bloke , its just all this came up on another forum (shock horror!) I am actualy waiting for Marilyn Manson to do the same thing

[Lee H]

hehehe they'd be better off doing an advert like the following



Yeap - should sell better than a reality TV show anyday.

[finlay666]

rofl!

I would be tempted to sign up, just to ditch her at the altar

[ponolops]

Oh Nick

You never did get this sex thing right, did you?

It has nothing to do with chipolatas or cocktail sticks........

The correct analagy is:

Like throwing a banana up Oxford Street on a wet Wednesday.

Taaaa daaaa!

[Thoku]

Jodie Marsh? Seriously?

Jeez, who'd want to marry that?

She's like the bike of showbiz, isn't she?

I imagine sex with her would be like lobbing a chipolata up the high street... even for someone endowed like a horse... It'd be like dropping a cocktail stick into a well...

And how can anyone find that plastic injection moulded monstrosity even vaguely attractive is beyond me... I mean, look at it! That fake tan makes you want to give her a good going over with a brillo pad and a tub of Barkeepers Friend...

Nasty... nasty,nasty,nasty.

more graphic than it needed to be, but well said.

[Brucelles]

I saw the link and I see a pretty, though a bit cheap-looking, woman looking for a husband. Who is she?

I mean she has to have some awful secret (apart from those described in this thread) to make her totally unsh*ggable.