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  1. 04-06-2007, 07:36 AM #1
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    Summer Mornings FTW

    Summer is here, BBQs and all that, so to get everyone in a summery mood... some Harold Shipman jokes! Yay!



    OMFG! What have Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman got in common?

    Wha?

    Neither of them can finish a sentence!

    LOLZ!



    Friday night is curry night at Wakefield Prison, where Dr. Shipman was residing. On his way back to his cell after a Chicken Madras a guard inquired if he had enjoyed the food that evening.

    It was great replied Dr.Shipman… but…







    BUT…








    I could've murdered a nan!!



    They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. It is going to be called…

    The Old Dear Hunter! Rolfharrisingoutloud!



    And finally...


    The head warden at Dr Shipmans prison commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club.

    He said...






    Wait for it...






    Wait...








    WAIT!











    HE HAD A LETHAL JAB!!!

    You didn’t see that coming! Headshot!

    btw Harold Shipman is a murderer so don't laugh at these jokes kthxbye
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  2. 04-06-2007, 10:33 AM #2
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    Groan !
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  3. 04-06-2007, 10:52 AM #3
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    Never seen so many internet abreiviations in one post

    Intentional? or victim of the new age internet slang?
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    Funny in a way! Unless you know someone he killed like my mates grandma

    I do see the humour though so don't worry he don't use these forums
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    It was a shame about that Indian Under-16'a football team Shipman killed when he was made team doctor.

    They thought he said that he was interested in Youth in Asia.

    (Thanks Evilmunky)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    It was a shame about that Indian Under-16'a football team Shipman killed when he was made team doctor.

    They thought he said that he was interested in Youth in Asia.
    hahaha very good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    It was a shame about that Indian Under-16'a football team Shipman killed when he was made team doctor.

    They thought he said that he was interested in Youth in Asia.
    i love that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Friday night is curry night at Wakefield Prison, where Dr. Shipman was residing. On his way back to his cell after a Chicken Madras a guard inquired if he had enjoyed the food that evening.

    It was great replied Dr.Shipman… but…

    BUT…

    I could've murdered a nan!!
    I know those jokes are all much of a muchness, and although none of them were funny IMO, that one struck me as particularly sick....

    Each to their own I suppose, but if it's going to be tasteless, it should at least be undeniably hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ibm View Post
    I know those jokes are all much of a muchness, and although none of them were funny IMO, that one struck me as particularly sick....
    Its no more or less sick than all the others... however I do feel it my duty to tell you that curry night at Wakefield is really Tuesday nights, so the joke isn't real.

    Phew, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Its no more or less sick than all the others... however I do feel it my duty to tell you that curry night at Wakefield is really Tuesday nights, so the joke isn't real.

    Phew, huh?
    You don't think that particular joke, with a reference to 'nans', people with children & grandchildren who must have been devestated when it was revealed they were the victim of a mass murderer isn't any sicker than the others. You live in a strange world.

    But maybe it's just me. Never did find tasteless tactless jokes funny. Don't like Roy Chubby Brown either.
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    Tbh its part of comedy.. theres taking it to far and theres being on the edge..

    i read it and laugh, as most people do..

    theres been worse jokes on have i got news for you so this is ok..
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