Nelson Mandela joke...

[Steven W]

Hope this doesn't offend anyone...I don't think it's offensive.

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door.

Upon opening he is confronted by a Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!".

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson says to him, "You've got the wrong man", and shuts the door in hisface.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.When he opens it, the Chinese man is back, this time with a huge
truck of brake pads. Same story as the day before.

The following day he hears a knock on the door again; this time the Chinese man with two very large trucks full of car parts.This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name!Who do you want to give these to?"

TheChinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: Get your best Chinese accent ready) "You not Nissan Main Deala?"

[Dareos]

1 billion chinese people are officially offended mate


and the rest of us are too, that was bloody awful


(i liked it though)

[hse180]

not offensive to me

[menthel]

Its an oldie but a goodie!

[Tom Scott]

1 billion chinese people are officially offended mate


and the rest of us are too, that was bloody awful


(i liked it though)

They won't be able to read it because they won't be able to get past the countrywide firewall.

[Steve B]

haha sweet.

Toms response too, classic!

[chuckskull]

Haha.

Nelson Mandela survived 27 years of abuse, torture, slave labour and solitary confinement, he could only take 7 years of marriage before it was too much for him.

[Whiternoise]

^^ rofl

[Dareos]

JAIL WINNIE MANDELA!


cue spitting image songfest!

[nope]

that was funny

[awm]

Its good to see humor hasn't been killed by political correctness.

[Vowo]

^^ Hehe

[MasterFlash]

^^just wet em^^