Beware ye sinful drivers, for GOD is watching!

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tell me about the ladyboys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladyboy

In the event that you really wanted to know.......perv

[MadduckUK]

no not for real, i was quoting partridge!

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Well that's your excuse chum

We believe you......honestly......

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0BITsiqQg

[MadduckUK]

hehe, i was thinking of the bit with Michael actually

Alan: You ever been to the far east, Michael?
Michael: Well, only Manilla, Hong Kong and Bangkok, like.
Alan: [Interested] Bangkok?
Michael: Aye.
Alan: Erm, so what did you see in Bangkok?
Michael: Oh I saw the Golden Temple, man. Beautiful, it was.
Alan: Yeah, what else?
Michael: Er, well there was the river market, like. All the little boats come up and they’ve got
all the fresh produce on them, and –
Alan: [Walking out the bathroom and interrupting] Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come
on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they’re
disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a
man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing. I don’t suppose you’ve got any army
stories about them?
Michael: I did hear about this corporal, right?

[Alan lies down on the bed, listening to Michael’s story, fascinated.]

Michael: And he’s in the third battalion this lad, but he’s right mean, OK? And he goes out in
Bangkok, right? And all the prostitutes is comin’ up and saying "How much?", and he’s going
"Oh I’m not paying that", right? And then this beautiful lassie comes up –

[While Michael tells his story, Lynn knocks on the door.]

Michael: – she’s gorgeous, man. And she’s half the price of the others. And they’re getting
down to it –

[Lynn enters the room]

Michael: – he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right?
Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over,
and he fu-...

[Michael has just noticed Lynn, standing in the corner of the room.]

Michael: And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive
away.
Alan: Strangest story I’ve ever heard. [Gets up] Oh, hello. Lynn. Oh! I see what you were…
ah, right, yes. Hello, Michael was just telling me an army story about a friend of his who slept
with… a landrover. Lonely nights in the desert.
Michael: That’s all fixed, now, Mr. Partridge. I’ll be on my way.
Alan: Right, OK.
Michael: [To Lynn, on his way out] Morning.
Alan: Just check, that wasn’t the real ending to the story, was it?
Michael: No.
Alan: You were just saying that because Lynn’s here?
Michael: Aye.
Alan: Right, fine. [Closes the door behind Michael.]

[Clunk]

One of the finest comedy series ever

jackaknackernory.

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Alan Partridge lmao every time i watch him !