Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 16 of 39

Thread: Beware ye sinful drivers, for GOD is watching!

  1. 19-06-2007, 10:39 PM #1
    0iD
    0iD is offline
    M*I*A 0iD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Happy Llama Land
    Posts
    13,247
    Thanks
    1,435
    Thanked
    1,209 times in 757 posts
    • 0iD's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Leave my mother out of it!
      • CPU:
      • If I knew what it meant?
      • Memory:
      • Wah?
      • Storage:
      • Cupboards and drawers
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Slate & chalk
      • PSU:
      • meh
      • Case:
      • Suit or Brief?
      • Operating System:
      • Brain
      • Monitor(s):
      • I was 1 at skool
      • Internet:
      • 28k Dialup

    Beware ye sinful drivers, for GOD is watching!

    Yes, that's right, the Vatican has issued 10 "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road"

    You shall not kill.

    The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

    Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

    Be charitable and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents.

    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

    Support the families of accident victims.

    Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

    On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

    Feel responsible toward others.
    So watch it all you sinful drivers out there, God is watching!

    http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/0...n-drivers.html
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6768395.stm
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 19-06-2007, 10:47 PM #2
    redlight
    redlight is offline
    780 nanometres redlight's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    East Herts
    Posts
    859
    Thanks
    7
    Thanked
    26 times in 19 posts
    • redlight's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Abit QuadGT
      • CPU:
      • Core 2 Quad 6600@3.1
      • Memory:
      • 4GB Geil PC6400
      • Storage:
      • 2x250GB Samsung 400GB Seagate
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Leadtek 8800GTS 640MB
      • PSU:
      • Tagan 580w
      • Case:
      • Gigabyte Aurora
      • Monitor(s):
      • Fujitsu Siemens 22" + 42" plasma
      • Internet:
      • 2MB Tiscali
    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    watch it all you sinful drivers out there, God is watching!

    http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/0...n-drivers.html
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6768395.stm

    Thats ATI and Nvidia driver damned to hell then.
    sorry
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 19-06-2007, 11:06 PM #3
    kickstart 1
    kickstart 1 is offline
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 19-06-2007, 11:52 PM #4
    Clunk
    Clunk is offline
    Flat cap, Whippets, Cave. Clunk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    11,056
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked
    725 times in 459 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    Dogging.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 19-06-2007, 11:58 PM #5
    TiG
    TiG is offline
    Walk a mile in other peoples shoes...
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Questioning it all
    Posts
    6,213
    Thanks
    43
    Thanked
    47 times in 42 posts
    There was that guy who well couldn't resist the exhausts.....

    TiG
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 20-06-2007, 12:07 AM #6
    Agent
    Agent is offline
    HEXUS.social member Agent's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Internet
    Posts
    19,185
    Thanks
    738
    Thanked
    1,609 times in 1,048 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    Bikes, probably
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 20-06-2007, 08:58 AM #7
    Brucelles
    Brucelles is offline
    Huge Member Brucelles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Carcassonne
    Posts
    1,756
    Thanks
    56
    Thanked
    203 times in 101 posts
    • Brucelles's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte GA-F2A78M-D3H
      • CPU:
      • AMD A8-6600K APU
      • Memory:
      • 16Gb DDR4 800
      • Storage:
      • 1Tb Samsung, 320 Gb no name I can recall, 500Gb Sandisk SDD
      • Graphics card(s):
      • PNY - XLR8 GeForce 8800GTS
      • PSU:
      • 550W Corsair
      • Case:
      • Zalman
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 Pro
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung S27C590H
      • Internet:
      • Orange Livebox Wireless ADSL - Sucks something rotten, and SFR Neuf box. Sucks less.
    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    C
    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?

    (Thanks Evilmunky)
    Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 20-06-2007, 09:10 AM #8
    kalniel
    kalniel is offline
    Banhammer in peace PeterB kalniel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    31,036
    Thanks
    1,876
    Thanked
    3,378 times in 2,715 posts
    • kalniel's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z390 Aorus Ultra
      • CPU:
      • Intel i9 9900k
      • Memory:
      • 32GB DDR4 3200 CL16
      • Storage:
      • 1TB Samsung 970Evo+ NVMe
      • Graphics card(s):
      • nVidia GTX 1060 6GB
      • PSU:
      • Seasonic 600W
      • Case:
      • Cooler Master HAF 912
      • Operating System:
      • Win 10 Pro x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell S2721DGF
      • Internet:
      • rubbish
    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?
    *chuckles* I doubt kickstart1 has done that, no

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    So watch it all you sinful drivers out there, God is watching!
    *wonders if this will have any affect on italian drivers..*
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 20-06-2007, 09:30 AM #9
    MadduckUK
    MadduckUK is offline
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    i eagerly await the Vatican's guide to the internet

    what a pile of excrement.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 20-06-2007, 12:22 PM #10
    kickstart 1
    kickstart 1 is offline
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?
    HARDLY !!!! I am female !!!!!! and much prefer my guys in leather !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 20-06-2007, 12:24 PM #11
    MadduckUK
    MadduckUK is offline
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    your female?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 20-06-2007, 12:26 PM #12
    Dareos
    Dareos is offline
    Nefarious Networker Dareos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Larkhall, Scotland
    Posts
    3,389
    Thanks
    460
    Thanked
    402 times in 299 posts
    • Dareos's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z77 - UD3H
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 Ivy Bridge
      • Memory:
      • 16GB Corsair Vengeance
      • Storage:
      • Crucial M4 128GB, Seagate Barracuda 2TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Gigabyte Geforce 670 OC Windforce x 2
      • PSU:
      • Corsair 1050 Modular
      • Case:
      • Fractal R3
      • Operating System:
      • Win 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • 27" DGM and 40" Samsung TV
      • Internet:
      • 152 Mb Virgin


    just for you Kicky
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 20-06-2007, 12:57 PM #13
    kickstart 1
    kickstart 1 is offline
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    your female?
    Er yeah , hence the girlie biker avatar !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 20-06-2007, 12:58 PM #14
    kickstart 1
    kickstart 1 is offline
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post


    just for you Kicky
    Not quite what i had in mind !!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 20-06-2007, 01:05 PM #15
    Kezzer
    Kezzer is offline
    Senior Member Kezzer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    4,863
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked
    5 times in 5 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    your female?
    Down boy.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 20-06-2007, 01:06 PM #16
    MadduckUK
    MadduckUK is offline
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Kezzer View Post
    Down boy.
    i know i need to calm down!



    shhhh, its a running joke that no-one ever remembers she's female

    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Er yeah , hence the girlie biker avatar !
    i just thaught it was that blonde guy from aerosmith!
    Last edited by MadduckUK; 20-06-2007 at 01:13 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. UK drivers beware
    By Stringent in forum Automotive
    Replies: 59
    Last Post: 15-08-2013, 05:37 PM
  2. Windows XP - Installing to SATA _WITHOUT_ a Floppy Disk
    By [R4A]Bigman in forum Software
    Replies: 63
    Last Post: 14-11-2011, 09:17 AM
  3. Where to buy loudspeaker drivers in the UK?
    By prehensile in forum Retail Therapy and Bargains
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 10-08-2004, 03:41 PM
  4. Making Drivers Cars?
    By TiG in forum Automotive
    Replies: 47
    Last Post: 15-04-2004, 08:36 PM
  5. Best drivers for Radeon 9800 Pro (no overclocking)?
    By Paul Adams in forum Graphics Cards
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 06-04-2004, 08:46 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules