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    I Just Won an Ebay Auction For A Bishops Hat, The Pope Was Selling It...

    Wonder if he accepts Papal?


    Ta-daaaaaaaa! \o/


    Lets see a worse pun\joke than that then people. The gauntlet has been thrown down.

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    If you pay VAT I CAN claim it back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatCat View Post
    If you pay VAT I CAN claim it back?
    we have A winner

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    A Taliban general was once involved in a plot to blow up the United Nations. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the Local Malitia forces threw him in jail & sentenced him to death.

    However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the UN base at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.

    However, the UN soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.

    The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatCat View Post
    If you pay VAT I CAN claim it back?
    we do....have a winner. that's amazing

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    I vote 0iD - that's excellent.

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    yeah, that auction caused some uncertainty.
    I asked a mate if he was going to bid and he just said "I mitre might not"

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    Just told my sister about this thread, she came up with

    "I'm glad it wasn't a POPEular choice or the price could have gotten too high"

    and

    "I hope it has no POPEule on it, it's not really a good colour"

    boodoom chh

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