Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 17 to 32 of 57

Thread: Understand English ?

  1. #17
    Pseudo-Mad Scientist Whiternoise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Surrey
    Posts
    4,274
    Thanks
    166
    Thanked
    386 times in 233 posts
    • Whiternoise's system
      • Motherboard:
      • DFI LANPARTY JR P45-T2RS
      • CPU:
      • Q6600
      • Memory:
      • 8GB DDR2
      • Storage:
      • 5.6TB Total
      • Graphics card(s):
      • HD4780
      • PSU:
      • 425W Modu82+ Enermax
      • Case:
      • Silverstone TJ08b
      • Operating System:
      • Win7 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 23" IPS
      • Internet:
      • 1Gbps Fibre Line
    It's "and" isn't it?
    How many "ands" in a row

    How can you put the word "and" 5 times in a row in the same sentence? I need to tell a story.

    The landlord of a pub called The Pig And Whistle asked a signwriter to make a new sign. When he saw it he thought that the words were too close together so he said to the signwriter "I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle".

  2. #18
    Senior Member kickstart 1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    1,037
    Thanks
    73
    Thanked
    26 times in 18 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Whiternoise View Post
    It's "and" isn't it?
    Clever !

  3. #19
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    but that would be if he was talking about a pub called the "pig and and whistle"? no? :/
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

  4. #20
    The King of Vague Steve B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    5,051
    Thanks
    116
    Thanked
    67 times in 63 posts
    nah, (pig and And) and (And and Whistle)

  5. #21
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    ohh i seeeeee
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

  6. #22
    Syd
    Syd is offline
    Hanging on the Edge Syd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Kent
    Posts
    1,700
    Thanks
    86
    Thanked
    44 times in 38 posts
    • Syd's system
      • Motherboard:
      • EVGA 760 Classified / X570S Tomahawk / gigabyte gaming 7 1150
      • CPU:
      • I7 920@3.8 / 5800X / 4790k
      • Memory:
      • 18GB Dominator DDR3 1600 / 32GB Crucial 3600 / 16GB GSill
      • Storage:
      • 980pro Nvme / Sam840's/ Sam SM951
      • Graphics card(s):
      • 690GTX on Water/ 1080ti
      • PSU:
      • AX860/1250w Seasonic
      • Case:
      • TJ07 / PCV700
      • Operating System:
      • 10 64/ 10 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • NEC 30” 3090 + ASUS 27 144HZ 1440p IPS
      • Internet:
      • Sky Fibre pro
    Clever

    But is 'number' a word in this context?

    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    No wonder its confusing !

    18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

  7. #23
    Pseudo-Mad Scientist Whiternoise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Surrey
    Posts
    4,274
    Thanks
    166
    Thanked
    386 times in 233 posts
    • Whiternoise's system
      • Motherboard:
      • DFI LANPARTY JR P45-T2RS
      • CPU:
      • Q6600
      • Memory:
      • 8GB DDR2
      • Storage:
      • 5.6TB Total
      • Graphics card(s):
      • HD4780
      • PSU:
      • 425W Modu82+ Enermax
      • Case:
      • Silverstone TJ08b
      • Operating System:
      • Win7 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 23" IPS
      • Internet:
      • 1Gbps Fibre Line
    I think i would say my jaw got more numb.. but meh

  8. #24
    Ғо ѕніzzLє му піzzLє chicken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kent
    Posts
    1,576
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked
    52 times in 43 posts
    Who knows what this says?

    Ghoti
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

  9. #25
    HEXUS.social member 99Flake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    1,713
    Thanks
    30
    Thanked
    94 times in 60 posts
    According to the dictionary the word 'number' (in that example's context) is a word. Although as Whiternoise says I would prefer to say 'more numb' sounds far nicer.

  10. #26
    The King of Vague Steve B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    5,051
    Thanks
    116
    Thanked
    67 times in 63 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by chicken View Post
    Who knows what this says?

    Ghoti
    Goatse?

  11. #27
    Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Midlands
    Posts
    8,629
    Thanks
    24
    Thanked
    260 times in 181 posts
    Fork andles and Andles for forks. Andy Forkandles.

    Whats this thread about?

  12. #28
    Ғо ѕніzzLє му піzzLє chicken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kent
    Posts
    1,576
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked
    52 times in 43 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post
    Goatse?
    Haha! No, thankfully!

    No, what it says is pronounced "Fish"...


    Say these words, pay attention to the letters in Bold
    Cough
    Women
    Station
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

  13. #29
    The King of Vague Steve B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    5,051
    Thanks
    116
    Thanked
    67 times in 63 posts
    thats smart
    surely though, a set of letters gets its sound by the letters around it?

  14. #30
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MadduckUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lytham St. Annes
    Posts
    17,297
    Thanks
    653
    Thanked
    1,579 times in 1,005 posts
    • MadduckUK's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI B450M Mortar
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • 32GB 3200 DDR4
      • Storage:
      • 1x480GB SSD, 1x 2TB Hybrid, 1x 3TB Rust Spinner
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon 5700XT
      • PSU:
      • Corsair TX750w
      • Case:
      • Phanteks Enthoo Evolv mATX
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • Samsung SJ55W, DELL S2409W
      • Internet:
      • Plusnet 80
    this was on never mind the full stops or something wasnt it?

    quite like that proggy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

  15. #31
    Ғо ѕніzzLє му піzzLє chicken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kent
    Posts
    1,576
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked
    52 times in 43 posts
    It's been around a long time, my primary school teacher told me that about 15 years ago.

    erk! feel old
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

  16. #32
    Not Very Senior Member RavenNight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Somewhere with food
    Posts
    1,188
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked
    11 times in 10 posts
    I don't get the 'cough, women, station' what am I missing?
    AMD 3700+ San Diego @ 2.8GHz | Zalman CNPS 9500LED + Arctic Cooling MX-1 | Asus A8N-SLi Deluxe + Zalman Northbridge | 1024MB DDR RAM (2 x 512MB Corsair XMS Pro TwinX) | Leadtek nVidia 6600GT 128MB | Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Xtreme Music | 2x80GB Hitachi Deskstar SATA-II (RAID 0) | Gigabyte 3D Aurora Case | Hiper Type-R 580W Modular | Enermax Ultimate Fan Controller| Microsoft Nautral 4000 | Logitech G5 + fUnc 1030| Ideazon Fang | SpeedLink Medusa 5.1 Surround Headset | Samsung SM913N 19" TFT | Compro DVB-T200

    "Dell? You get better tech support with a cheese sandwich"

Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •