Today, my Tesco shopping arrived (by boat), and there was something unexpected that I hadn't ordered (well, it would be).
Looks nice enough, well packaged, and clearly wasnt delivered by city link
Another shot of the splendid packaging.
A fine pair.
This can be my first victim.
It is literally oozing calories
The strawberries, look and taste like strawberries, which leads me to concur that they are in fact "strawberries".
I'm not much of a fan of cream, but this is actually quite nice, and I'm sure that all you cakey pigs will agree that it certainly looks the part.
This far in, and I notice a substance that resembles "man goo", was this why they were free?...the dog can have that bit.
More of the man goo on this bit, so dog features can have this bit as well.
Me: Here you go.
Dog: Sorted Arkid.
One left.
Went to answer the phone, came back and...
Sodding dog.