thankfully....I'm in time

[mcmiller]

haha i got a quick reply from that canadian charity

Hi!

Thank you for quick reply!

Here's more info about the vacancies we have for you at the moment:

Donating Assistant: Available
Future perspectives: become an independent partner of the donating
program and manage donation process
from an office of your own.

Duties: Cooperate with our investors from your region, process payments
from European Union using bank account and stay in touch
with donation system innovations in order to support those involved
with efficient support.

Payment: from 1500 EUR (1800 USD) in the end of every working month,
possible bonuses around 7%
from the donation amount for quick funds processing (within 1-3
business hours).

Requirements: age limit from 18 y.o., checking bank account is
obligatory
(if you don't have an account, feel free to open a new one), cell and
home phone number,
Internet and e-mail access.

Founded in 1997, the Canadian Charity (CC) has transformed from
nationwide community-based voluntary
charity organization to big worlwide donation centre with offices in
USA, Europe (Central
and Eastern) and Latin America.

With more than 4 millions volunteers worldwide, the Canadian Charity is
one of the oldest and
largest voluntary health agencies.
Headquartered in 78 Eileen Stubbs Ave, Dartmouth, Canada the CC has
state divisions and
more than 100 worldwide offices.

That's when we are ready to assist our investors offering them the
services of
our bargain manager. We can't have official offices and people working
for us
in every corner of the world. That's why it is often obligatory to
enroll people
to work with the company on the Internet. That's when you as a Donating
Assistant turn out.
Donating Assistant is the initial third party between the investors and
the company's
abroad. Donating Assistant is responsible for email and phone
assistance of the investors
and is often obliged to use his account for funds transfers from one
part (investor) to another (suffered person).
Donating Assistant is obliged to complete his duties with no holds and
delays.
Weekly bonuses are calculated for successful completion of weekly
duties with no hold
and delays in the end of every working week and are transferred by the
end of every business week.

!! PLEASE NOTE: You must have the bank account to be able to receive
payments
from our investors.

Please reply and we will then ask for the additional info required to
proceed
with the vacancy.

Please fill the following forms to proceed:
APPLICATION FORM:

1. Your full name:
2. Your country:
3. Your full address:
4. Your mobile contact phone:
5. Your fixed/home contact phone:
6. Your work contact phone or fax (*):
7. Your contact email(s):
8. Are you ready to start working with our company? (must be 'Yes')
9. Are you ready to accept money transfers to your bank account? (must
be 'Yes'):

Thank you!

Best regards,
John Sheffrin,
Chief Executive Officer
Canadian Charity

lol what shall i tell him now, i wanna try and string him along abit lol

hmm might give him a real telephone and try and get him to phone me i'm sure i got some free sim cards kicking about

[iranu]

I get adverts for a product that will make me ejaculate more. Why?

To save $$ on wallpaper paste?

[JK Ferret]

haha i got a quick reply from that canadian charity

(been snipped a bit...)

Please fill the following forms to proceed:
APPLICATION FORM:

1. Your full name:
2. Your country:
3. Your full address:
4. Your mobile contact phone:
5. Your fixed/home contact phone:
6. Your work contact phone or fax (*):
7. Your contact email(s):
8. Are you ready to start working with our company? (must be 'Yes')
9. Are you ready to accept money transfers to your bank account? (must be 'Yes'):

lol what shall i tell him now, i wanna try and string him along abit lol

hmm might give him a real telephone and try and get him to phone me i'm sure i got some free sim cards kicking about

Reply:

1. Your full name: MR YURI ALEXANDER NOBBLE (aka YUR A NOB)
2. Your country: SCOTLAND?
3. Your full address: LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND
4. Your mobile contact phone: 07777000777
5. Your fixed/home contact phone: 01234 567890
6. Your work contact phone or fax (*): I DON'T WORK
7. Your contact email(s): pleasebuggeroff@hotmail.co.uk
8. Are you ready to start working with our company? (must be 'Yes') YES
9. Are you ready to accept money transfers to your bank account? (must be 'Yes') YES



See what they say to that!

You know, they fell down when they said 'We will pay you lots off money, but we are a charity (which employs VOLUNTARY, UNPAID STAFF...)'

[redlight]

This is a new one.
This is the link from the email
http://ilp.legalleadshost.com/kugel0.../zRRPnBhrKbAF/

[TeePee]

It's wondercum which bothers me.

I understand penis enlargement. It's not something I'll ever need, but I understand there are men in the world who are under-endowed and might desire more, if only to enhance self-esteem.

I understand viagra-spam, as there are many men who are too ashamed to see a doctor about problems for a prescription. There are many more men who hear tales about 12 hour erections and want to 'experiment', but who otherwise are fully functional. And, of course, there are the sextasy users/vendors. There's a big market.

But wondercum? A product that increases ejaculate volume? I mean, it's not as if there are many guys who are into drowning their partners, I mean seriously, has anyone actually wondered that maybe they just aren't 'flowing enough'? Is this really a big deal for anyone? Would you really feel like more of a man if you had that extra spurt?!?

[Zak33]

It's wondercum which bothers me.

But wondercum? A product that increases ejaculate volume? I mean, it's not as if there are many guys who are into drowning their partners, I mean seriously, has anyone actually wondered that maybe they just aren't 'flowing enough'? Is this really a big deal for anyone? Would you really feel like more of a man if you had that extra spurt?!?

normally that's too rude for HEXUS, but i shall leave it while we all ponder the interesting facts of volume......

i shall deal with a screaming baby.....

[Whiternoise]

all i ever seem to get is mail trying to sell me viagra

But think of the money you could make in the pornography industry with your 8000 inch tool!

[kickstart 1]

But think of the money you could make in the pornography industry with your 8000 inch tool!

But i always thought 'viagra' made you last longer? It makes it grow as well ?

[mcmiller]

There are many more men who hear tales about 12 hour erections and want to 'experiment', but who otherwise are fully functional.

why the hell would you want a 12 hour erection theres only some many times you can have sex before it gets sore

off-topic but hexus isnt displaying opera correctly anymore the smileys are off the page and theres no scroll bar